Matúš

A fucking legend. If you see Matúš and you look at him you just know that he is fucking G.O.A.T.

Matúš is GOATED.

by Fatherless child November 22, 2021

Matussy

The Matussy

The weakest power in the universe.

“Hey bro, don’t be such a Matussy”

“That was a vio on a deeeeep level bro.” *cries*

by amb3rmaex February 24, 2022

Screw mates

A screw mate is a roommate who you happen to have casual sex with every now and then. It can even be a progressive thing where you start as occupying an apartment together to occupying each other’s beds and bodies from time to time.

Friend: “You wouldn’t believe what happened last night with Brad and I...”

Me: “Did you guys get into an argument about the dishes being left out?”

Friend: “No bro, we became screw mates, even though he’s straight.”

Me: “What is a screw mate?”

Friend: “You know, it’s where you’re living together as friends and happen to screw every now and then... mates who screw for fun.”

Me: “Sounds like the plot to a porn...”

by Dmart711 April 27, 2021

matausi

Tongan. Someone with the face of an asshole.

Fuck that matausi cunt! Ugly bitch!

by LMFAO! March 24, 2009

matsushima marina

Super busty Japanese porn star. Matsushima Marina loves to be the aggressor in her films and has a much better disposition than 90% of the other JAV (Japanese Adult Video) starlets. Meaning she actually enjoys having sex and doesn't sound like she's being tortured.

Look at the rack on Matsushima Marina! I bet she gives a titfuck that would make a dead man cum!

by CaptainMarvel August 26, 2006

Mateusz

Mateusz is the polish name for Matthew. Mateusz loves soccer and his two friends start with K and M. Mateusz can be a jerk but always makes up for it. He does have a crush on a girl in his class but is bad at not showing it. Mateusz is tough on the outside and soft on the inside.

Friend that starts with a K: OMG is that Mateusz?!
Friend that starts with a M : no wayyyyyyyy

by w a s s u p May 4, 2019

Froul Mates

When two people are destined to be friends. It's like soul mates but for friends.
The people think alike and act alike. These actions reaffirm the fact that you and your friend are froul mates.

Dude I was thinking the same thing! We're so froul mates!

by Amber/Laura December 25, 2009