The Skiing Matas

When you go to Val Thorens and claim to have hooked up with at lot of women, that none of friends mysteriously seem to have witnessed, but in reality you spent the majority of your time engaged in extreme-bondage-homosexual-intercourse.
Rasmus: "did you see any women that mathias hooked up with on the ski trip."
Asger: "No, and apperently none of the other guys did neither."
Rasmus: "Ahh, he must have done The Skiing Matas yet again."
by Erwien February 23, 2023
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Matas

vapsie zeba, verchas
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Matas

The most beautiful, kind person known to man.
Known to try to help anyone with anything, selfless and always tries his best at all he can.

Always pushed through issues and is known to be able to solve any problem faced.

Strong willed power :)
Girl 1: wOah thats..the prettiest boy ever..
Girl 2: thats Matas y'know, god his eyes are so beautiful

Guy: I don't think I'm straight actually-
by Yoursonlookslikeagirl May 26, 2022
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Matas

Human you should be scared of. he is so sussy imposter, because AMOngUS is my favourite game

Matas is big and strong B

Matas is an lithuanian name

-by Arnas P.
About Matas
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Joseph Mata

A man who like to ride other dudes and likes to fantasize about under aged girls and boys
Ex: Joseph Mata is starring at my 5 year old sister while drooling
by Mr Mx hammer July 05, 2020
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Mata

A Romanian slang word, a more insulting way of referring to someone’s mom.
Someone: guess who shot themselves
Me: MATA
Someone: ...
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Mata

The mindset of wanting to commit various crimes, centred around fire and explosives such as arson. But refraining from doing so for the betterment of society or having temptation dulled by friends.
Don’t tempt him, he’s got a Mata mindset
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