Mary is an epic person that's the most amazing person ever. She comes in two styles, punk and vintage. She is everything someone would ever want for a friend. WARNING: She is very cuddly. She enjoys sleeping in class, it's the best thing to do in that situation. She's much cooler than all the other people in school. She's gorgeous and laughs a lot. She has a great sense of humour.
She is an awkward penguin.
She worships tacos. If you want to die, taking Mary's tacos is the way to go.
She is an awkward penguin.
She worships tacos. If you want to die, taking Mary's tacos is the way to go.
Classmate 1: Who's that pretty girl sleeping on her desk?
Classmate 2: Why that's Mary, the girl I wish I knew better.
Friend 1: Mary is so perfect and cool, etc...
Friend 2: That is an understatement.
Person 1: I like penguins.
Person 2: You'd like Mary then.
Awesome person: *eating taco*
Mary: *steals taco*
Mary: Hehe I'm a ninja.
Classmate 2: Why that's Mary, the girl I wish I knew better.
Friend 1: Mary is so perfect and cool, etc...
Friend 2: That is an understatement.
Person 1: I like penguins.
Person 2: You'd like Mary then.
Awesome person: *eating taco*
Mary: *steals taco*
Mary: Hehe I'm a ninja.
by SexyAlienHelloHello January 21, 2013
Get the Marymug. A nice girl, and a good friend. She's always there for you in a time of need or help, even though most of the time has has much bigger problems that yours.
by 808ninasantapintamariaohmaria January 24, 2011
Get the Marymug. Someone pretty who thinks they're ugly. Often forgets things. Usually happy, but has a darker side. Has considered suicide and cutting. Talkative and fun to be around. Interesting conversations. Makes friends easily. Has beautiful eyes. Seems cold at first. Extremely hyper near close friends. Can tell her bff everything. Sexually inexperienced. Very smart
by Ahhhhhhhhhhhfhhhhfhhhhfhdhdhhh November 7, 2013
Get the Marymug. by chaffsters33 June 13, 2008
Get the Mariemug. Mary is one of the most popular names in English; often used in combinations such as Marybeth, Marylou, Mary Kathrine and of course Mary Jane.
by VeteranMary June 25, 2016
Get the marymug. oh mary i love you
by evlove December 8, 2016
Get the marymug. she is an amazing person. also not to mention a soothsayer. she has great advice and always knows whats best for you even when you don't. she is gorgeous, especially in her eyes. sometimes you don't think you don't deserve her and are so lucky to even know her. even thought she makes fun of you all the time she is still a great friend. she is also very confident with everything she does. she cares for everything. she is artistic, funny,cute and lots of other things. she is very intelligent and doesn't hide anything. she has her cute and adorable sides and has serious sides too.
by Kitten4years July 17, 2018
Get the Marymug.