Mali

mali is a little bitch made boy with a 1.5 inch dick, he CANNOT make you cum and he tends to make girls cry cause hes such a fucking ugly bitch who needs to bulk, his gf told me his dick is small and she gets with other guys cause he cant satisfy
Person 1: did you hear Mali got the slop
Person 2: yea but he couldnt get his seafood aah shrimp dick up lol
Person 1: put that shit on skibidi right now
by Malihater07 May 20, 2024
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Mali is the sweetest white girl you will ever met. She is kind and has the biggest prettiest eyes in the world . She may be known as the annyoying loud girl but trust me you need her in your life.
Luv you mali - J
Guy 1: Omg she is so fine she looks like a Mali lets go up to her
Guy 2: yeah man!!!
by meowmoewkitty69 April 18, 2022
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Mali is a bellend to me
by Liam Sweeney October 03, 2023
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Mali is a definition of something thats vulgar and disgusting. Mali is commonly used to describe something ugly
It can be used in sentences like

«Hey, look at that blobfish, it is really Mali looking»
by Anon72727293993 April 13, 2022
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A gender neutral name. A boy, a girl and also a non-binary person can named Mali.
The name is also a name of an African country
Mali plays football. They are pretty good in the defence.
by 4Conrad7 November 21, 2021
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Mali's are great people. Always seeming weird at first once they become friends with you they will be the only person you want to hang out with. Mali's natural state is eating, 99% of the time you see a Mali they will be eating. Mali's main aims are to make you laugh, from saying cheesy pickup lines to purposefully tripping over they will crack you up. They always hold the record for the most pizza eaten whenever you go out and they don't give up easily. They are easily riled up but if they get angry you better run. The cooles, sexiest, amazingest, beautifulest, most badass person you've ever met. They usually hop on trends late but are too cool for school.
I love Mali!
Mali is so cool.
Yo, ma mali, how ya doin'.
Ay yo Malis a bad ass
by ya ma g im too cool March 16, 2023
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Mali is a little country in Africa, sadly known for earthquake LaQueefs. These LaQueefs can result in major damage and trauma. Many locals of Mali believe in having fantasies of Mr Woods. Many of these Malians suffer from a disease that results in bloated butts and hair loss, causing many of them to buy wigs or weaves. They also hardly get common diseases mainly just this one.
"Did you hear about what happened in Mali?"

"Yeah! That LaQueef sure shook them straight."
by Lilpeas23 October 15, 2020
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