A computer created by a company known for masscreating bullshit like the mac os, iPhone, iTunes, etc. Their most famous product is a Mac because retarded people need computers too. Driving a tricycle is easy, but most people prefer to use a car.
Shopkeeper: "If your IQ is higher than 60, buy a PC.
If your IQ is below that of a simian covered in dog shit , I suggest you use a mac."
If your IQ is below that of a simian covered in dog shit , I suggest you use a mac."
by PCuser June 21, 2010
The most fucked up and retarded piece of shit out there. Short for Macintosh. I think it was supposed to be a computer, but they accidentally used a pile of shit instead. Probably made by the same poor deprived children who made your shoes. With the same materials. Also the 'computer' that my school system uses. Blech.
Billie McRetard: DUDE i just bot me a new mac and it rocks so much u all sux i hate u stupid loozers haha you use a real compooter but im 2 fucking dumb to no the diferents.
Joe McNotAnIdiot: Stop talking before I shoot you.
Joe McNotAnIdiot: Stop talking before I shoot you.
by Joe McNotAnIdiot March 07, 2005
1. adj. Word used to describe a computer that general does not function well, or typically malfunctions
2.v. When a computer suddenly malfunctions and/or needs to be restarted to fix an error
2.v. When a computer suddenly malfunctions and/or needs to be restarted to fix an error
1. "My computer's so slow, it's such a Mac."
2."Dude, my computer just totally mac'd out! I had to reboot it."
2."Dude, my computer just totally mac'd out! I had to reboot it."
by Meaghan duh February 08, 2008
My favorite foods to mac on are watermelon, pizza, artichoke hearts, and chocolate.
Slang: Jakob has been macking on Cindy all night long.
Slang: Jakob has been macking on Cindy all night long.
by Cindy D. March 22, 2008
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by Codu March 02, 2008