F.M.L.S.W.A.D.

to be completely in all ways screwed and in trouble. NOOOOO hope. The act of failing miserably with no chance to make up for your actions. actual meaning for acronym is fuck my life sideways with a dildo.

ur mom walks in on u having sex ur life is over so this would be a "F.M.L.S.W.A.D."moment.

by fmlsawd man! July 27, 2010

S.D.M.F

SDMF is an acronym for Strength Determination Merciless Forever. See Black Label Society/Zakk Wylde for details.

S.D.M.F is a way of life for fans of BLS.

by DanieDarlin May 30, 2006

S.O.A.M.F.P.

Snakes on a motha fuckin' plane.

"Snakes on a Plane comes out August 18th, 2006."
"S.O.A.M.F.P.!!!!"
"yes, I'm excited too"

by Nelville Flynn May 2, 2006

S.O.M.F.

abr. -Sit on my Face; To face sit; the art of sitting on the opposite sex's face with out under wear and get oral sex.

Dude, Your girl said you was asking her to do a S.O.M.F. to you.

by Anonymous314 May 4, 2008

G.M.F.C.W.H.S.P.M.B.F.M.A.C.I.N.G

Giant magical flying cocoanut with hyper-sensitive solar powered mechanised baby firing meachnism and cancer injecting needle gun.(is to be said really fast...all at once without breathing)

Taco "what the hell is that"
Ryan "G.M.F.C.W.H.S.P.M.B.F.M.A.C.I.N.G"
Taco " a what O.o"
Ryan "a Giant magical flying cocoanut with hyper-sensitive solar powered mechanised baby firing meachnism and cancer injecting needle gun"

by TS-128 March 9, 2009

S.E.M.F.

Shit Eating Mother Fucker

A little boy just stole your candy.
you yell, "Come back here you little semf!"

by alliSINFUL May 13, 2005

m.f.a. in b.s.

Master of Fine Arts in Bullshit

Latest episode of "Odd Mom Out"was titled this, Master of Fine Arts in bullshit! She was selling art and people in the show were masters of bullshit..... so it fits M.F.A. in B.S.

by Mzbehaven1974 July 31, 2017