human luggage

when you put a midget on roller skates, have him wear all your clothes, and pull him around the airport with you.

I almost missed my flight because my human luggage had to take a leak.

by DarkMist February 14, 2011

Penis Luggage

Refers to the scrotal region of a homosapien male. This sack usually contains two (2) reproductive organs known to the lay-person as nuts or balls. Also known as Cock Satchel.

Do I have to pay a carry-on surcharge for my Penis Luggage?

by Anuscakes the third September 8, 2010

Matching Luggage

When two peaople both have bags under their eyes from lack of sleep.

We have matching luggage.

by iknouluvmi April 28, 2010

man luggage

When object of your affection is currently with another dude. Aka a trick ass mark who is with the fish you want to chip.

Man I want to ballz Jessica, she's gotta lose that man luggage "Ryan".

by Dr. Ian Super June 8, 2007

Luggage Pioneer

When you are collecting your baggage at the airport, the person in your group who is closest to the first bags grabs everyones bag, no matter what

MAN1: Hey joe i got this one

JOE: Nah dont worry i got it man
MAN1ok?
MAN3: joe i can get mine

JOE: im being the luggage pioneer cant you see?

by EMITCH375 April 26, 2011

Butt Luggage

High fat food items that when ingested increase the size of your butt.

If you keep eating all that fried butt luggage you won't be able to fit your ass out the door.

by markeydusod January 4, 2016

Butt Luggage

A polite way to say SHIT! A reference in an episode of Fairly Odd Parents.

What a pile of butt luggage.

by Butt luggage disturber June 10, 2012