Poop hole Loophole

A sexual activity engaged in when conservative girls want to remain virgins so they only have anal coitus.

"That slut Stacey sits in church like a virgin on a log!", Amy says angrily. Laura responds..."...well, technically she's a virgin...Amy nods head, knowingly..."The Poop hole loophole", they say in unison.

by laurajade March 18, 2015

Las Vegas Loophole

While having intercourse with a girl in the shower doggy style, preferably with her hands against the wall, you suddnely take the shower head and hit her in the back of the head. A well executed Las Vegas Loophole will cause the girl to hit her face on the faucet and she will pass out. She'll then be face flat in the drain. See cleaveland kiss, donkey punch and donkey kick.

While I was fucking the bitch in the shower, I did a Las Vegas Loophole, and she landed in the drain. Then I pissed all over her face!

by Anaksunaman June 19, 2004

teenage identity loophole syndrome

1) The staggering problem in the life of at least a few kids aged 16-18 wherein desires to become a better human being are steadfastly postponed in favor of the perpetual, pleasant nothingness of the life long afforded to them thanks to their parents' hard work

2) Encountered in between childhood and adulthood; affecting middle/upper class teenagers who enjoy the coziness and instant gratification of their good old childhood lives but fail to address their future - inevitably stalling the progress of their adult lives for the worse.

Kid with raging case of teenage identity loophole syndrome:

"College is on the horizon, and I could be making money for myself right now, but I'm gonna go ahead and dedicate this morning...(stretches)... to the couch, the TV, the computer, and the almighty pop-tarts in the freezer. Ouch, why's my mind sending me a pain signal?"

NOTE: TILS is extremely harmful and worth fighting

by McGruger October 8, 2008

loophole larrys

1) A person who always seems to have the mindset of trying to get around some provision of a law.
2) A person who doesn't really understand, care or appreciate the spirit of a law.
3) A person who uses extreme examples to try to politically kill the passing of a beneficial law.

Most American's willingly follow the laws as given, but there are about 5% of people that are just loophole larrys , so we have to write these laws as airtight as possible or we won't get the beneficial outcome we were hoping for.

by Rebe51 August 23, 2019

loophole

When the bong bowl doesn't pull through fully and you can't take out the remaining weed; so you must light and pull through.

"Why is there a loophole still in my bong?"

by Trple G July 28, 2021

Loophole

Something people say is meant to help you escape from them, when really it's always been them looking for an oppurtunity to escape from you. It's a lot like somebody trying to pay you to walk away, when really they're trying to pay you so that they can.

Nobody was looking for loopholes in the bubbly girl's bullshit rules, laws, or mandates, and they didn't have to because they were never in a deal or contract with her, and therefore had no obligations to her. She really needed to quit fucking with their lives, and that was it.

by The Original Agahnim August 11, 2021

Sweedish Loophole

anytime you are able to use existing rules/regulations to go against what that system has set up to prevent you from specifically doing.

How the Missionary Church of Kopimism members are allowed religious freedom of peer to peer file sharing where existing copyright laws specifically outlaw it. Thus creating the Sweedish Loophole.

by suprastef January 14, 2012