longboardgasm

Longboardgasm is when you haven't skated in so long tat it feels like your orgasming when you ride

Me: It was a year since i went longboarding

Tyler: yea when I got on I had a longboardgasm

by Boi_person May 21, 2016

longboat key

A great vacation destination with white sandy beaches, stunning sunsets, beautiful homes, and much more! Go for a walk or go boating you’ll love what your doing no matter what!

“Wow dude! It looks like your in heaven!”

“Nope, I’m just in Longboat Key.”

by genevieve0312 December 20, 2019

longboarding

1. (Fag-longboarding)The act of riding upon a long, flat board with large wheels designed for a longer distance per revolution. Longboarding is considered extremely gay/faggish by the skateboarding community. A longboard is often combined with an off kilter hat, flip flops or "skate" shoes from a local sports equipment provider, and vibrantly colored boardshorts, no matter the season. Typical longboarders are 10-14 years of age, just entering the "annoying and gay" phase of puberty. They will continually recollect with to others with ridiculous exaggeration regarding the large hills they have bombed and how steezy, gnarly, or radical it was. These longboarders travel in groups of 3-5 children with which to share their gnarly hill shredding experiences with during which they travel estimably 3 miles per hour down a gradual decline, and once the bottom is reached they pick their longboards up and walk to the top of the hill.

2. (longboarding) Once a proper longboard tuck is achieved, the rider can achieve great speeds and the act of longboarding is then deemed awesome. It is quite easy to discern fag-longboarding from longboarding.

"I used to think Jim was cool, but then he started longboarding. Now I've come to realize he's a queer."

by Awesomeraptor April 1, 2011

long board

a long dick.

Jessica rode Mr. Bell's long board hard and fast while in detention.

Jessica: WOOO.
Mr. Bell: HARDER.

by EMMMMMMA. January 17, 2010

Longboarder

People who ride boards with a limited range of tricks and usually consider themselves better than skateboarders because they can go fast and "look cool"

"wow that guy is such a poser, who is he?"
"he's a longboarder"

by Tyler the Inventor April 2, 2014

Longford

A shitty old town in Victoria, Australia that only has 1 store, that just happens to be run by inbred derro's.

Most people who live in Longford are too fucking lazy to shower and therefore have a shitload of dandruff in their mushroom shaped haircut.

The water will give you a disease unless you filter it with many separate filters.

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Scott: "What the fuck is that on Jack's back?"

Trav: "I dunno, let's ask him. OI JACK! wtf is that on ur back/shoulders?"

Jack: "Urghh my brother put a tissue in the washing machine?"

Scott: "You dont own a fucking washing machine you derro."

Trav: "Dandruff-boy says what?"

Jack: "What? It's a Longford Tradition!"
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by The Cracked-Tongue Derro September 3, 2009

Viking Longboat

A couple assume the 69 position with the woman on top.

Just before ejaculation, the man brings his legs up and locks the woman's head down on the penis.

At the exact moment of ejaculation the man farts, causing a faceful of fart and semen for said woman

The Viking Longboat is best performed after Mexican or Indian food for the perfect finish

Dude 1: ''I was 69ing with Angie last night and I decided to Viking Longboat her!''

Dude 2: ''DUDE! Did the fart stink?''

Dude 1: ''Hell yeah it did! I ate like twelve burritos the night before!''

Dude 2: ''DUDE!''

by Dudehour November 16, 2011