Long Haired Square

A person who follows rules and most likely has long pubes. Not to be confused with a Pukey Pube Pusher

All that virgin does is follows the rules, she's definitely a Long Haired Square.

by dan_gleewang January 3, 2021

long haired smushmuffin

Alternate name for the Shih-Tzu dog breed

Look at that adorible long haired smushmuffin! I could hug him forever

by Yipdeep November 30, 2014