London

A city in the South of England, often refered to by myself as SKANKLAND.

The reason being...
1. it is full of skanks
2. it is full of perverts
3. it is full of dirty filthy cockney londoners who think they can have just about anyone they want, who have had everyone they want
4. although... yes it has some beatiful attractions... the people there well... are usually beatiful on the outside but disturbed on the inside
5. it is dangerous to be there
6. it is dangerous to speak to people there
7. you should beware of sex attacks and stabbings and such whenever you go there

First Person: I went to London last week
Second Person: Any Sex Attacks?
First Person: Surprisingly... no

by Pepto July 23, 2008

London

the coolest girl ever, she is an awesome friend and knows how to have fun. If you ever come across a London you better become friends with her. Be warned if you make a London mad she can kick your ass.

did you see london at the party?
yeah she was the highlight of the party!

by strongbad911 February 21, 2010

London

London is the capital city of the UK, and also the largest. Its VERY multicualtural and one of the great cities of the world, on a par with New York, Paris, Tokyo. Its a city of contrast, its a wealthy place of royalty, upperclass and celebrity, a tourist haven and a place of great culture. And at the same time, its a bleak, impoverished, violent, crime ridden hell hole, where street gangs make peoples lives a misery, people are shot and stabbed just for looking at someone the wrong way, disilusioned teens steal your cars and then torch them on wasteland and drug addicted single mothers stuggle paying to feed their drug addicted kids.

London is a great place to live, if you have money. If your poor, then living in London can be a brutal and nightmarish experience.

London, its good, really good in places, but in some of its bad, but at least its not as bad as Manchester (my current residence).

by mancunian by popular demand October 5, 2008

London

The smartest person on the planet. Always keep it 100 % with other people . Someone you can depend on and trust. The hottest sexiest diva of all time. Britney Spears cannot fuck around this girl. She will be a legend when she gets older. Keep on rocking it!!!

London is so Fucking cute.

by Killbilly546 February 15, 2018

London

Show me somewhere more amazing. Simply a stunning, amazing place. The fashion is awesome, the shopping is the best in Europe and don't even get me started on the music ^^

London simply rules

by Me yep yep March 4, 2009

London

The place where Harry Potter is and will always be. The place where all the hot guys are (YEAH). The only place where I belong (as Well as Ali), the place where I am needed. The place that has an impact on me.

Oh my God, London is so cool!

by Bob Salsa May 14, 2005

London

London is a parody of the American socialite Paris Hilton, in Disney's Suite Life series which consists of The Suite Life of Zack & Cody and its spin-off The Suite Life on Deck. She is the daughter of Wilfred Tipton, the owner of the Tipton Hotel chain and the S.S. Tipton.

London: Yay me!
Maddie: Oh, here she goes again...
Zack: Maddie, I love you!
Cody: Zack...
London: Yay me!
Mr. Mosbie: No yapping!!!

by jelomulawin May 17, 2009