Leatherback

A sunkissed cougar - usually from Florida or Arizona - with the orange, leathery skin that comes from decades of sipping margaritas in the sun while your husband is either working or cheating on you. Whether divorced or unhappily married, the rarely elusive Leatherback has an insatiable thirst for the exact same type of young man that left her sexually satisfied and emotionally bankrupt during her college years. Usually a good time, and always totally depraved, taking down a Leatherback is a great window into the world of neglected, alcoholic Gold-Diggers whose looks are teetering on the brink of completely running out.

Chad: "You see that pack of Leatherbacks over by the bar, bro?"

Brad: "Oh Shit dude - I'm pretty sure that's Stifler's Mom and her friends!"

Chad: "Well I guess we have no other choice then, do we?"

Brad: "Even if we did, I'm sure those ladies are twice as easy - and likely twice as fun - as any group of young chicks here.

Hell, they'll probably even buy OUR drinks!"

Chad: "Leatherbacking it is, sir - This is why I am proud to call you my friend"

*Both Chad and Brad chug their beers and walk over to the thirsty pack of Leatherbacks who've been eyeing them all night*

by Gutters by the Dozen (1) January 20, 2020

Scandinavian Leatherstrap

The Scandinavian Leatherstrap involves a numerous amount of action and motion and food. When with a partner, you take your dick and begin to rub huckleberry jam all over it. Your partner will then smear peanut butter around their anal area. After this step, both people will then proceed to shove a bottle of soy sauce up their ass. After you can no longer see the soy sauce, the man takes his dick and inserts it into his peanut butter butt partner. Following this action, both people will push the soy sauce out of their rectum and set the bottles on the table. Now, for the leatherstrap part. You take a small strand of leather, and tie the upper part of youre testes with it. You then tell your partner to dump both bottles of soy sauce to relieve the redness. after 30 minutes of the strap, you take the strand off, and wa la, Youve got yourself a Scandinavian Leatherstrap.

Oh my gosh Jesse Neale!!!!! you really gave your boy friend a Scandinavian Leatherstrap!!!!! Does your mother know about this?

by samuel white March 27, 2009

Leatherization

The process in which human skin turns permanently dark and wrinkled, usually to excessive exposure to UV rays.

Although she had only been tanning for thirteen years, the signs of leatherization were already showing on her chest.

by motelsix66 June 28, 2010

LEATHER DONUT

Sadly, another name for your ass hole.

by Joshiro007 February 22, 2003

Leatherhead

Leatherhead is a town in the surrey hills which is filled with posh pompous people who all go to one of the many private schools in and around that area. Even Queen Elizabeth the first stayed in the pompous town. The town is so posh, it has absorbed neighboring settlements such as Ashtead, Bookham and Fetcham. All of which have caught Leatherheads posh disease.

"I live in Leatherhead you know", Posh Lady no.3

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by BHSPERSONPOSHINGTON5 December 17, 2012

Draco In Leather Pants

When a fandom makes a totally villanous character in a tv show/book/movie and makes him/her a lovable person. Comes from the character Draco Malfoy, a Harry Potter character, who's very evil, yet loved by most of the fandom

Go to tvtropes.org and search "draco in leather pants"

by Trickster2000 June 30, 2010

leather muppet

A person, commonly middle-aged and wealthy, who has tanned, botoxed, and facelifted him or herself to a degree where facial expressions are nearly impossible and the flesh takes on a thickish, brownish sheen. Derived from The Simpsons episode "A Fish Called Selma," in reference to Troy McClure.

A half-dozen leather muppets converged on the mineral makeup counter at the mall and began feverishly dusting sparklies into the hand-tooled lines around their eyes.

by TinaTwice January 11, 2008