Leech

1. Noun; A person who can't keep a job and relies on the contributions of a significant other to get by, while not giving any credit to said significant other; The loss or lack of employment is usually "not their fault."

Steven lost his job, looks like Jen has the leech in full force yet again.

Steven has reached peak leech, lost 3 jobs in one year and still hasn't contributed to the mortgage.

by whosthegoat June 26, 2018

leech

freezin

freezin is a leech put that ak back

by Drezly September 4, 2018

Leech

The definition of a leech is simple...

Garth

That guy Garth is a real leech

by GarthIsALeech September 14, 2018

Leech

A retarded redneck with a crusty ass mullet named dirty dick Dan

Dirty dick Dan is a leech. He latched onto my pooper just to get a log of shit on his mustache

by Dirty dick Daniel January 8, 2019

Leech

Someone who benefits from your downfall

Yo! Them leech off you..

by staywoke February 4, 2019

Leech

A person who lacks any talent, creativity or intelligence of their own and therefore passes off the genuine creativity of others as their own. This person often can not even fathom the nature of the source of the initial creation and is a general flake.

That leech posted their special today and it looked surprisingly familiar. Can’t they think of anything themselves?

by Doubtfulenthusiast November 4, 2019

leech

A fake friend, who is in a single sided relationship. They suck up all your energy and cling on to you like you’re the messiah. They call and text 2957261 times a day and if you don’t pick up or reply they get very upset. They suck all the energy out of you until you have nothing left to give and you need therapy.

She was such a leech that at the end I had nothing left to give.

by YoYoMom February 22, 2020