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HOLD NU KÆFT LAU!!!!!!

THIS IS UESED WHEN THE VERY VERY SHIT PERSON LAU SKAL HOLDE SIN KÆFT LITTLE LORT
"HOLD NU KÆFT LAU!!!!!! lille lort"
by LAU_NAMNAM November 29, 2021
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Wa lau

Wa lauuuuu why you do this to me
by Darth822 November 26, 2018
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Lau shot

Lau Shot
(noun)

In Valorant (or similar tactical shooters), a deliberately reckless, flashy, and “clip-worthy” shot attempted with little to no chance of success. The defining feature of a Lau Shot is that it is executed not to win the round, but to intentionally throw it.

A throw that succeeds in its mission of sabotaging the round, thereby costing the team the game, is known as a successful Lau Shot.

Origin: Named after a player (or archetype of player) notorious for prioritizing style and meme potential over actual victory.
"Bro tried to wall-bang an Operator through three smokes at max range. That’s a classic Lau Shot.”
by Der2032 August 27, 2025
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Lau

a person whom ist gay boom boom in da asshole, namnam mmmmmhmhmhmhmhmh ASSSSHOLLLLLE LOVE IT.
"HALLO, IM LAU I LIKE THE BOOM BOOM IN DA ASSHOLE"
by LAU_NAMNAM November 29, 2021
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lau-cheedit

be careful, there is a lau-cheedit hanging around!
by drmonknugget June 7, 2022
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Lau

Lau/lu/lo. often used by slang people in Indonesia, especially in the East Jakarta
Lau mau kemana, sini aja dulu
by pak slupur April 20, 2024
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Mr. Zood-Lau

A meth user, preferably outside of a popular family establishment, who screams at parents for either money or for their kids.
Mr. Zood-Lau: “ZOODLAU PLEASE I JUST NEEEEED YOUR MONEY OR YOUR KID ZOOD PLEASE!!”
Parent: *Maces Mr. Zood-Lau
by Zoodster-Bup Inc. July 9, 2024
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