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HOLD NU KÆFT LAU!!!!!!

THIS IS UESED WHEN THE VERY VERY SHIT PERSON LAU SKAL HOLDE SIN KÆFT LITTLE LORT
"HOLD NU KÆFT LAU!!!!!! lille lort"
by LAU_NAMNAM November 29, 2021
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Alvis Lau

Random guy from LSC, looks pretty cool, he pretty tall, his height is about 180 cm. He member of volleyball team, he plays volleyball and basketball pretty good.
Student A: AYO IS THAT Alvis Lau?!
Student B: Ye he a gigachad
by Bababoi49 November 29, 2022
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LAU

Acronym of literal alternate universe. The fan AU of a franchise with a confirmed multiverse.
Look at this epic LAU of Spider-Man: Beyond the Spider-verse!
by Dotty Dashy April 13, 2024
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HOLD NU KÆFT LAU!!!!!!

this person needs to hold sin kæft if his name is lauritz
HOLD NU KÆFT LAU!!!!!! DIN LILLE LORT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by HOLDNUKÆF January 28, 2022
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Lau

Lau is a 6'5 ft ghe from tonga yeuuhhh
Lau is like jason taumalolo
by SamoanHorse November 24, 2021
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Lauing

Lauing
(verb)

The act of attempting a reckless, low-percentage, “clip-worthy” play in Valorant (or other FPS games) with the full intention of throwing the round or even the entire match. To lau is to deliberately sabotage while disguising it as a flashy highlight attempt.

Used sarcastically to justify failure: any missed shot or questionable play can be excused as “just lauing.”
“Why’d you peek mid with a Shorty against an Operator?”
“Relax bro, I was lauing.”

“Stop lauing, it’s overtime. We actually need this win.”

“He said he was clutching, but we all knew he was lauing the second he went for that 360.”
by Der2032 August 27, 2025
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Lau Shing

A fat chinese 8 year old boy with a nintendo switch and vanilla cupcake who plays fifa
I am Lau Shing and I krim
by ChisKrim69 October 2, 2021
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