Landon is a guy who calls you late at night and has a saggy (wewe), thinks he a ninja and always wearing boxers and a hoodie has a nice smile,but still is pulls hella girl even tho he ugly . And is bad and good at the same time,also fates and burps without muting,and always eating mad late
Landon is a dumb mf
by Haha it’s true^^ November 5, 2019
Get the Landonmug. This short little bitch can be a pain in the neck. Literally, because he's willing to fight someone bigger than him, only to get ghosted by them. He's always looking for a chance to look tough and needs attention to survive. He can be a seemingly nice person when you get to know him for the first couple of days, then becomes a backstabbing little shit. This miniature Asian child uses gay as an insult, if you call him gay back jokingly he says, "Yay, I'm happy." LIKE THIS DICKHEAD KNOWS WHAT FORM OF GAY WE'RE USING. He backs into great roasts, then gets butt hurt about it. He's probably mastered the arts of the keyboard warrior on Roblox or Minecraft, something like that.
Landon: YOU SUCK
Me: YOU SWALLOW
Landon: SHUT UP!
Me: *Laughing with friends about roast*
Landon: SQUARE UP AND FIGHT ME
Me: *Still laughing*
Landon: *Crawls on floor with depression*
Me: YOU SWALLOW
Landon: SHUT UP!
Me: *Laughing with friends about roast*
Landon: SQUARE UP AND FIGHT ME
Me: *Still laughing*
Landon: *Crawls on floor with depression*
by Dr. Jean GUACAMOLE June 5, 2019
Get the Landonmug. by Fagface douche nigger August 15, 2011
Get the Landonmug. Hi Landon
by 1466wyattp November 25, 2017
Get the Landonmug. Gay Jew that is some how came from another planet and forever will be know as the kid with a big forehead
by Big Hew October 17, 2018
Get the Landonmug. by Rack the Jipper November 10, 2019
Get the Landonmug. The act of taking an unnecessarily loud, hot breath on your knuckles and rubbing it on your shoulder. Done after a person one-ups another person.
by mightymouse13 November 21, 2016
Get the Landonmug.