lando-carisian

the name of lando carisian

and no its not a real person
but its a funny name none the less

its also a common misspelling of Lamborghini

lando-carisian: hey you see that football game yesterday?
you: no
lando-carisian: ima run you over with my lando

by chisseled July 16, 2022

Dirty Lando

A person who dresses up as lando norris (formula 1 driver) whilst fluttering his cape from the Star Wars character Lando Calrissian whilst proceeding to make car noises whilst “flying” his toy millennium falcon into person’s vagina or urethra. He then proceeds to watch the 2021 Russian Grand Prix whilst screaming “NO!” when Lando Norris fucks up.

I met this weird guy yesterday when I went to the McLaren Technology Centre. We went back to his scratty little place. We went to do the devils tango of which he then proceed to do a Dirty Lando. I was unimpressed so I brought my kid over and took off his clothes to which I proceeded to ring the police and label him as a child predator.

by DaRealNigelFarage69 December 31, 2021

Lando Effect

This term has two meanings

1. Created by shelovesF1 on tiktok and this is when Lando Norris wears a beanies and looks good doing it

2. Created by Simon Lazenby during the 2022 Australian Grand Prix weekend and it is when Lando Norris makes women cry because he is so good looking in real life and because he is their favourite driver

An example for the first definition
Me : “Did you see Lando’s Post on Instagram?”
Friend: “He absolutely SLAYED the Lando effect”

Example for the second

Friend : “ when you met lando, you definitely had the Lando effect”
Me : “I was definitely crying”

by Notgrandebutcurva April 10, 2022

lando new

Lando new is a very charming and loyal man. He is very handsome but he doesn't think so. He is very nice and trustworthy. If you have a lando never let him go.

???: have you met lando new yet?

by anonymous November 21, 2021

Lando Pack

A word used to describe potent marijuana. Originated after Lando was murdered (smoked) by Prosys goons

"I'm smoking on that Lando Pack, yeah I'm high as shit"

by Internet goons September 24, 2020

Chloe landos

A loud girl who likes to smell farts

There goes Chloe Landos sucking a fart

by Ethemia214 March 19, 2025

`Lando

Slang for Orlando. You can only use it if you have lived in Orlando for more than 5 years.

" Aye My Dude, Where You From?" " I'm From `Lando Muthafuckah"

by chickennugget._shai October 11, 2018