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Adam Lambert 

Adam Lambert is the new 'it' boy for for bisexuality. (Give it time...)
Adam Lambert by Scousefrog November 29, 2009

adam lambert 

HOTTTT!!!!! (which is a lot coming from a 13 yr old girl) adam lambert has got to be the hottest most talented singer out there. my favorite song of his is For Your Entertainment, and yes, he can sing like that live ( if you saw him at the AMAs then you might not think so, but i would enjoy seeing you sing amazingly well while running around with like one thousand people watching you in all black with VERY hot lights beating down on you.)

the lambert 

...fuk...wat can i say...?? well, she's a mother-fuking, child-fuking, dog-fuking human elephant who's endlessly eating doughnuts, pizzas n occasionly small children..well, thats not the worst ov it, she has fake, red, spikey hair n crazy orange eyes, which she uses to kill ususpecting skl kids while working on 1 ov many essays.
"u heer sumtin ben?"

<rumbling of the ground>

"yh....o fuk-shit-jesus of veronda city..(dunno where that is, but it sounds gud)..it's the LAMBERT!!"

<screams all around the skl, frantic peeople running in all directions>

Al Lambert

To perform coitus while wearing a backwards cap -- usually worn by the dominant partner.
Guy: Wanna do it Al Lambert style.
Girl: Okay but I'm tired. So you wear the backwards cap this time and be on top.

georgia lambert 

On the 8th day, God created work. Humanity didn't like work. Why you ask? Because mortals, work sucks a donkeys shlong. So on the 9th day, the wise and all powerful God created Georgia Lambert, the greatest boss in the history of existence. Georgia, through penis jokes and laid-backed-ness, proceeded to make work worth while. Now, Philip could earn money with a smile on his face and a beer in his hand. All was finally well in the universe.
Eric: Man, my boss sucks a fat bag of dicks. I hate work.

Philip: Sucks for you man, my boss tells jokes about bags of dicks and brings beer. Her name you ask? Georgia Lambert.

Adam Lambert 

The gay American Idol contestant who will be straight as an arrow after I get through with him ;)
Adam Lambert can serenade me anyday.
Adam Lambert by LOL DANIELLE April 22, 2009