friend
1 " I'm so happy that you married the love of your life!"
friend 2 " He is such a loser !! I'm just waiting for his stocks to mature. then I'm kicking him to the curb!"
husband "Honey, do you want to have sex tonight? Its our
1 month anniversary!!"
wife "No thanks! Your a loser!! But thanks for hiring that
cute pool
boy with the tornado tongue!!"
husband "HUH???"