Dude 1: Look at the loser over there, he thinks he's the shit.
Dude 2: I know, he ain't got nothing on our fucking asses. He probably end up working for us one day, we'd boss the stupid dork around until he wishes he never worked hard at all.
friend 1 " I'm so happy that you married the love of your life!"
friend 2 " He is such a loser !! I'm just waiting for his stocks to mature. then I'm kicking him to the curb!"
husband "Honey, do you want to have sex tonight? Its our 1 month anniversary!!"
wife "No thanks! Your a loser!! But thanks for hiring that cute pool boy with the tornado tongue!!"
husband "HUH???"