Fecal matter that is so large in terms of length and thickness that it literally resembles the pieces of lumber crafted for professional baseball players.
Peter was exhausted after he crapped out a Louisville splitter after eating three tacos, a macho burrito, a quesadilla, and two churros from Del Taco.
by NorthernExposurePole February 22, 2015
by football-dad September 27, 2006
If you want to feel like crap about every aspect of your life go to louisville ohio! It's a fun time!
by Bob1010 June 26, 2016
Louisville, Ohio is officially the worst place in the world to live. Louisville is home to the Louisville City School District, one of the worst school districts a student could enter. The Louisville City School District, along with the city of Louisville, discourage any differences in people, furthering the stupid belief that everyone should be exactly the same.
The only way to fully understand the hell that is Louisville is to live there.
The only way to fully understand the hell that is Louisville is to live there.
Louisville, Ohio: Hell on earth.
by louisville sucks March 28, 2007
A man has sex with a woman on her period. He then proceeds to rub the blood on his dick onto her lips replicating lipstick.
by K-Noodle November 28, 2007
I am really embarrassed because last night I went down to Kentucky and I banged a real Louisville Slugger.
by Sa B-Rose June 07, 2009
by tonymckentucky August 31, 2007