Poop hole Loophole

A sexual activity engaged in when conservative girls want to remain virgins so they only have anal coitus.

"That slut Stacey sits in church like a virgin on a log!", Amy says angrily. Laura responds..."...well, technically she's a virgin...Amy nods head, knowingly..."The Poop hole loophole", they say in unison.

by laurajade March 18, 2015

Las Vegas Loophole

While having intercourse with a girl in the shower doggy style, preferably with her hands against the wall, you suddnely take the shower head and hit her in the back of the head. A well executed Las Vegas Loophole will cause the girl to hit her face on the faucet and she will pass out. She'll then be face flat in the drain. See cleaveland kiss, donkey punch and donkey kick.

While I was fucking the bitch in the shower, I did a Las Vegas Loophole, and she landed in the drain. Then I pissed all over her face!

by Anaksunaman June 19, 2004

teenage identity loophole syndrome

1) The staggering problem in the life of at least a few kids aged 16-18 wherein desires to become a better human being are steadfastly postponed in favor of the perpetual, pleasant nothingness of the life long afforded to them thanks to their parents' hard work

2) Encountered in between childhood and adulthood; affecting middle/upper class teenagers who enjoy the coziness and instant gratification of their good old childhood lives but fail to address their future - inevitably stalling the progress of their adult lives for the worse.

Kid with raging case of teenage identity loophole syndrome:

"College is on the horizon, and I could be making money for myself right now, but I'm gonna go ahead and dedicate this morning...(stretches)... to the couch, the TV, the computer, and the almighty pop-tarts in the freezer. Ouch, why's my mind sending me a pain signal?"

NOTE: TILS is extremely harmful and worth fighting

by McGruger October 8, 2008

Loophole

Something people say is meant to help you escape from them, when really it's always been them looking for an oppurtunity to escape from you. It's a lot like somebody trying to pay you to walk away, when really they're trying to pay you so that they can.

Nobody was looking for loopholes in the bubbly girl's bullshit rules, laws, or mandates, and they didn't have to because they were never in a deal or contract with her, and therefore had no obligations to her. She really needed to quit fucking with their lives, and that was it.

by The Original Agahnim August 11, 2021

Lewis's Loophole

or poophole (n.) A legal loophole where a girl uses a strap-on to peg you for your anal pleasure. It's not considered gay because it's with a girl.

I want to get fucked in the ass so bad, but it's kind of gay. So, I will invoke Lewis's Loophole.

by Facenub December 6, 2024

LoopHole

A sexual position between a biological male and biological female where, because of circumstances (ie discretion, personal or moral limits) digital stimulation of the female's vulva, anal sphincter and clitoris is premitted but direct oral contact or penis penitration of those exact parts of the anatomy is not. In this circumstance the female positions on her anterior, presenting herself, while the male digitally maipulates the permitted areas while simultaneously using his tongue to stimulate the are between the vagina and anal opening, known colloquially as the " 'taint'. Thus, being technically true to each others limits they have found, and achieved, the LoopHole.

I really shouldn't because (some different person) wouldnt appreciate it, but you and I can LoopHole.

by FromB2Z August 2, 2024

bahamian loophole

a financial recuperation manoeuvre performed by desperate victims of amphetamine addled billionaires.

once thought to be perfectly legitimate, now considered fraud.

algod exploited the bahamian loophole, now everyone hates him

by aesopfloppy November 14, 2022