Lagoon monster

A hideous and disgusting person

Those people all look like Lagoon Monsters!

by Guylikespieforlife December 28, 2022

Dirty-Lambo

A bastardly looking Ginger who beats his meat all night long even though he is married. He finds more satisfaction in jerking off then boning a woman since he is heavily addicted to porn.

The Dirty-Lambo will generally show up to work, school, etc. looking extremely tired since he once again stayed up all night beating his meat to a computer screen.

"Look at that filthy looking dirty-lambo! No way am I shaking his fucking hand."

"Keep your dirty dick beating hands to yourself you fucking dirty-lambo."

"I think I am going to fire the new kid."
"Why"
"I have a suspicion that he is a dirty-lambo and that is whey he is tired all the time"
"I agree we should fire that stinky dick licking dirty-lambo"

by mariahemariahama May 28, 2009

The lady in the white lagoon

A group of men, circled around a girl jerking off and the last one to cum has to have sex with her with the cum from everyone else still on.

It started as a game of frosty the snowman than quickly turned into the lady in the white lagoon.

by The lady in the white lagoon December 30, 2014

Poon Lagoon

The "Poon" is known as a Womans Vagina as we know, so a "poon lagoon" is a Womans Bathroom.

Hey Sarah sorry i took so long in the poon lagoon.

or

Dood that chick droped a duce in the poon lagoon

by Joe Gadow July 24, 2008

lambo

Lamborghini. Italian sports car manufacturer that also makes furniture, SUV's and other tacky cack.

I want a lambo countach QV or 25th anniversary

by Gumba Gumba February 21, 2004

Lambo

The abbreviated version of, "Lamborghini", an Italian luxury sports car.

"That Lambo can out run 10 police cars it's so fast."
"We just set a goal, talking matching Lambos."

by reddnnose April 5, 2015

One Seated Lamborghini

A person who believes in a philosophy that life is like a car on the road and true happiness can only come from one's self and being single for life. The car represents one's life and the seats are the people who are in it. The driver is "YOU", the passenger seat represents a "PARTNER" and the back seats represent "CHILDREN". AND THERE'S ONLY ONE SEAT IN THAT BITCH FOR YOU.

The car will be dropping in 2034

"THE CAR ONLY FITS ONE PERSON NIKOLA, AND IT'S FOR ME!!"

"I believe in the One Seated Lamborghini theory"

by NIKOLAURWEIRD August 21, 2021