Kroger

Ingesting a hit of marijuana in a crouching position, then immediately standing up, arching your back, and forcing blood to your face. Usually results in an amazing head rush and possible blackout.

Pothead 1: "Whats good bro? You wanna go take Krogers behind Stop & Shop?"

Pothead 2: "Yea lemme grab my bowl."

by Mr.Difter November 6, 2011

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An affirmation. To testify to a fact. To give approval. Validate the statement of another.

Dan: You-know-who is so snarky. I can't stand her.
Brent: Kroger!

by piankeshaw May 4, 2009

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Kroetch

Fat;uneducated;mentaly incapable, having unusually large fat nipples; may be refered to as someones face

God, your such a freaking fat niped kroetch.

by TMAS January 2, 2006

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A frog that lays human eggs. They live in the east and once the human eggs are born, they eat them. Once they've eaten the human eggs, they turn into a human. You can tell one apart because they have large/disfigured noses. After they've turned into a human, they migrate to the west and start a new life as a human.

"Hey, Bobby, I think Jim is a Kroger!"
"Really? Why?"
"LOOK AT HIS NOSE. IT'S AS HUGE AS KAREN'S EGO!"

by KrogerCatcher November 11, 2019

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Krogoth

When you discover your lady has an unusually large clitoris...this is no longer known as her clitoris...but her KROGOTH

That bitch had a Krogoth...shit looked like a baby toe.

by Xavier Van Putten April 7, 2008

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Kroket

A nasty bunch of soggy meat rolled into breadcrumbs and then deepfried so it can be fed to lardasses who have no sense of taste. Staple of Dutch cuisine.

Yo, dude, pass me a kroket.

by taccuino June 4, 2011

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