Krogering

To go to a Kroger's parking lot and engage in oral sex and/or sexual intercourse.

My girlfriend and I had to go Krogering because we still lived at home with our parents wouldn't approve of our fornicating.

by Joelj7891 January 10, 2010

Kroger 250

A motorized shopping cart race, held after 11:00 pm, at any random Kroger Grocery store. Must include: at least two people, two scooters, between 2-5 cars. Objective being, to beat your opponent around the 2-5 cars.

"Did you hear? Lauren totally whooped Chelsea's ass at the Kroger 250 last night!"

"No way, it was only because Chelsea's scooter was slow."

by LAURENANDCHELSEA May 11, 2006

krogan

Krogan is a huge piece shit.

Who left that krogan on my toilet seat?

by jim dandyy October 12, 2006

kroge

(verb)To engage in the act of kroging, whereby the (male or female) kroger firmly scrapes their fingernails in a 'come hither' motion along the undercarriage of a male, beginning between the anus and scrotum and proceeding toward the anterior along the length of the scrotum. The kroger then samples the scrapings by smelling, tasting or both.

Girl, my gooch is sore from all the kroging last night.

by GabrielSix April 4, 2005

krogo

A person who can make anybody laugh. They usually hang out with the skaters or punks, but is hated by no one for some odd reason. They also tend to be in bands. They can be seen trying to embarrass their friends, making fun at preps as they walk by, and trying to pretend someone they aren't purposely for laughs.

See the dude playing the bass? He's such a funny krogo!

by uglycrayola85 December 12, 2008

Kroger

Describes poor quality. The word is derived from Kroger Stores. The motto is "Quality Garanteed". It is a sarcasim.

Man, that car is Kroger! or My bike tire fell of again! This thing is Kroger.

by Andrew Thompson 620 October 19, 2008

kroger branded

When one settles for the generic instead of the genuine article. Used primarily when a guy goes for an easy girl.

i.e. " Matt totally Kroger branded that deal when he started dating her"

" Dude, don't kroger brand that, shes got bigger arms than you do!"

by Daniel Holbrook August 24, 2008