kolby

A very bodacious fellow who is worshipped for hours on end by female admirers. Often mistaken as a fuckboy, hes very athletic, charismatic, amazing at video games (especially power rangers). Knows his rights from his lefts (wrongs), very well reserved yet social when the situation is applicable. Loves to be babied by whoever he has his eyes on and would prefer a cuddle movie date with his one and only rather than going out to a big fancy dinner/party. Kolby is the funniest guy you’ll ever meet if you’re on his good side. Downfall: insecure as FUCK and realizes that because so many people think he’s a 15/10, it’s too good to be true. Builds emotional walls like a fortnite mf and refuses to come off his high horse until someone humbles his ass by cheating or moving on. Then and only then does he have a moment of clarity before falling back on the same ole shit again. overall tho, a crazy unique guy you never want to lose contact with! You can summarize all of that^ with the word “cacababy”

Friend: “yoooo dude why don’t you try and hit up amber after school?”
Me: “I wish bro, but Jason over there is totally pulling a Kolby right now on her, there’s no competing against that!”
Example 2:

Colie “ew why do you like brady so much?”
Janie: “I’m not sure...he just gives me those Kolby vibes I’ve always wanted”

by Melch Boy January 12, 2020

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The most rude person you will ever meet. They are NOT a people-pleaser, and yet they have all of the friends. They are the literal definition of a cliche bully. They will probably ignore you unless you interact with them in any other way then bumping into them.

"Hey what did Kolby say to you?"
"He literally just threatened to punch me..."

by TheEliteEx December 01, 2022

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i work with kolby, his middle name is robert

thats so kolby

by tukitukitukitukituki March 31, 2023

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