koala

(verb) To jump on someone's back and proceed to dry-hump with vigor for a short amount of time

Guy 1: Wow, Justin is so horny he just koalaed that guy.
Guy 2: Damn. That was brutal.

by dannydawson September 5, 2012

koala

A sexual position involving the actions of a koala. A man stands buck ass naked (like a tree, a eucalyptus tree) while the woman holds on to his trunk (upper torso) with her arms and wraps her legs around the undercrust of his butt. They go at it like a koala climbing a tree.

Lauren didn't fuck the 16 year old like a rabbit, they did the koala.

by Sarah, Sarah, and Spitz October 17, 2004

Koalaing

the act of sitting backwards on the toilet seat and wrapping your arms around the cistern whilst taking a shit, just like a koala hugging a tree

phil is koalaing the shit out of that toilet.

by simon cowl December 10, 2011

Koalaing

The action of clinging on and attaching to an object very tightly with no intention of letting go

Man, she was koalaing me so hard last night i could not breathe..

by MolLip May 13, 2015

koala

A bear which isn't really a bear. Koala's are angry little creatures that will attack and bite you if they get angry enough. They are not cute and friendly.

The tourist went to pat the koala and it tried to bite his hand off.

by aqua bog June 10, 2006

Koalaing

To complain beyond reason. Any reference to;
Whining, Bitching, Complaining, Nagging, or PMS.

Hey, quit your koalaing!

by UIS June 15, 2007

koala

koalas are fucking stupid, they should be exterminated immediately. they are stupid because THEY DONT KNOW HOW TO FUCKING EAT FOOD THAT IS RIGHT IN FRONT OF THEM IF THEY ARE ON THE GROUND.

keira - ‘hey look at that koala’

sienna - ‘shoot the bastard’

by koalas are stupid November 7, 2020