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1 A bird too reatarded to fly, but it makes up by laying eggs the size of its own body.
2 A fruit that is not sour enough to be a lemon, but too small to be a coconut .
3 A term for a deasesed female reprodutive organ that is too green to be considere a blue wafle.
2 A fruit that is not sour enough to be a lemon, but too small to be a coconut .
3 A term for a deasesed female reprodutive organ that is too green to be considere a blue wafle.
EX1: Damn kiwi stole my glasses.
EX2: Dammit, why'd ya put that kiwi in my drink.
EX3: God dammit Joe, how the hell did you have sex with that kiwi.
EX2: Dammit, why'd ya put that kiwi in my drink.
EX3: God dammit Joe, how the hell did you have sex with that kiwi.
by Aint nobody got time fo dat May 16, 2013
verb
1. So yummy, very delicious as kiwi
2. A way to make people think you are dumb ass or tried to be gross
1. So yummy, very delicious as kiwi
2. A way to make people think you are dumb ass or tried to be gross
Example: "the hotdog is so kiwi kiwi"
by theycallmeMark June 6, 2023
a very underrated song written by the one and only harry styles.
fans are convinced the song states the following message ;
K= Kendall
I= I
W= wasn't
I= interested
fans are convinced the song states the following message ;
K= Kendall
I= I
W= wasn't
I= interested
person 1: thoughts on the song kiwi by harry styles
person 2: its super underrated and deserves more hype. 10/10
person 2: its super underrated and deserves more hype. 10/10
by tommo tops August 24, 2020
a very underestimated song by Harry Styles from his debut, self-titled album. (its really good btw check it out)
by SuicidalCrazedLion May 15, 2017
People or persons of New Zealand. Not a derogatory term as New Zealanders refer to themselves as Kiwis.
The kiwi is a small flightless bird indigeonous to New Zealand, and is the most common symbol of the country. The word has been broadened in common parlance to refer to the people of New Zealand.
The kiwi is a small flightless bird indigeonous to New Zealand, and is the most common symbol of the country. The word has been broadened in common parlance to refer to the people of New Zealand.
Come experience our Kiwi hospitality when you fly Air New Zealand advertising blurb from Air New Zealand.
by silver February 14, 2005
A.) The state of being cooler than cool. More awesome than words can describe. uber-coolness to the max.
B.) The act of being a Kiwi. Green on the inside, Brown and fuzzy on the outside. Sweet when ripe, tart when...not ripe.
C.) Unique, one-of-a-kind, irreplacable and of course delicious.
D.) A phrase used to describe a person who appears un-assuming on the outside, but inside is beautiful, interesting and super sweet. The person demonstrating Kiwiness displays acts of intimidation and attempts to scare people off with their dismissing and often frightening facial expressions. The person displaying Kiwiness can be harsh and cynical at first, but once you break through the tough outer skin, it is found that the interior is sweet and overwhelmingly perfect.
B.) The act of being a Kiwi. Green on the inside, Brown and fuzzy on the outside. Sweet when ripe, tart when...not ripe.
C.) Unique, one-of-a-kind, irreplacable and of course delicious.
D.) A phrase used to describe a person who appears un-assuming on the outside, but inside is beautiful, interesting and super sweet. The person demonstrating Kiwiness displays acts of intimidation and attempts to scare people off with their dismissing and often frightening facial expressions. The person displaying Kiwiness can be harsh and cynical at first, but once you break through the tough outer skin, it is found that the interior is sweet and overwhelmingly perfect.
A.) Guy 1: "Look at him! Dayum I wish I was that cool..."
Guy 2: "Yeah, his name is Ryan... His kiwiness makes me so jealous."
B.) Chef: "I will now slice open this delicious Kiwi and use it in my award-winning recipe about Kiwiness..."
C.) Girl 1: "OMG, Ryan's Kiwiness is sooooo hott!"
Girl 2: "I know right! I wanna date him sooooo bad!"
Girl 3: "You don't have a chance, he's way too good for you. You have to be reallyyyyyy special to date him."
D.) Dani: "So the first day I met Ryan, he scared me so bad that I actually screamed in class. But now he's my best friend in the whole world, even if I do feel inadequate becasue of his extreme Kiwiness."
Guy 2: "Yeah, his name is Ryan... His kiwiness makes me so jealous."
B.) Chef: "I will now slice open this delicious Kiwi and use it in my award-winning recipe about Kiwiness..."
C.) Girl 1: "OMG, Ryan's Kiwiness is sooooo hott!"
Girl 2: "I know right! I wanna date him sooooo bad!"
Girl 3: "You don't have a chance, he's way too good for you. You have to be reallyyyyyy special to date him."
D.) Dani: "So the first day I met Ryan, he scared me so bad that I actually screamed in class. But now he's my best friend in the whole world, even if I do feel inadequate becasue of his extreme Kiwiness."
by bigdreamer424 May 28, 2010