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Please fucking kill me

When you hear something around and look it up and the definition is extremely creepy and/ or illegal.
Random guy: have you heard of Loli?
Other guy: *looks it up* oh my fucking god please fucking kill me.
by Death boi January 20, 2019
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God please kill me

Something you say when you're depressed.
You aren't suicidal but you wish that you were because then maybe people would notice the pain you're confronted with daily. If you are suicidal, call 1-800-273-8255 it's going to be okay.
John: God please kill me
God: You don't mean that haha
John: I know but I could really use a hug right now
by sereklsj March 10, 2022
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Kill Me Now

Just kill me now, furries, really?
by Kenton Makings October 31, 2018
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my love is killing me

Is the name of the great song by Red Elvises.
It could be found on the OST cd to the movie Six String Samurai.
Red Elvises - My Love is Killing Me
by RedElvis December 28, 2007
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You cant kill me!

by Felix Morningstar the Cunt December 4, 2022
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You're killing me smalls

Making to many requests all at the same time.
Boss "Please quote all of these items by end of the day" Employee " You're killing me smalls !"
by Processor Pro March 29, 2023
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kill me now this is boring

im so fricken bored i have nothing better to do.

also means vagina.
not really.

dirrrrtyyyy?
by 4player May 27, 2008
mugGet the kill me now this is boringmug.

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