Please fucking kill me

When you hear something around and look it up and the definition is extremely creepy and/ or illegal.

Random guy: have you heard of Loli?
Other guy: *looks it up* oh my fucking god please fucking kill me.

by Death boi January 20, 2019

God please kill me

Something you say when you're depressed.
You aren't suicidal but you wish that you were because then maybe people would notice the pain you're confronted with daily. If you are suicidal, call 1-800-273-8255 it's going to be okay.

John: God please kill me
God: You don't mean that haha
John: I know but I could really use a hug right now

by sereklsj March 11, 2022

Kill Me Now

Something cringeworthy, a person says that.

Just kill me now, furries, really?

by Kenton Makings November 01, 2018

my love is killing me

Is the name of the great song by Red Elvises.
It could be found on the OST cd to the movie Six String Samurai.

Red Elvises - My Love is Killing Me

by RedElvis November 29, 2007

You cant kill me!

I'm suction cup man! Look at me go!

You cant kill me! im suction cup man! Look at me go!

by Felix Morningstar the Cunt December 04, 2022

You're killing me smalls

Making to many requests all at the same time.

Boss "Please quote all of these items by end of the day" Employee " You're killing me smalls !"

by Processor Pro March 29, 2023

kill me now this is boring

im so fricken bored i have nothing better to do.

also means vagina.
not really.

dirrrrtyyyy?

school sucks major ass, kill me now this is boring.

by 4player May 27, 2008