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Kettle Class

Derivative and derogatory of "Ma and Pa Kettle".

Can be used to refer to all of Coach/Economy Class on a plane but usually used to highlight those passengers on an flight who, through their behavior, make it very apparent that they aren't familiar with how to get around at the airport, get through security or get on a plane without delaying or inconveniencing everyone else.
Typically they are from flyover country.
"We left 30 minutes late because there were a bunch of people back in Kettle Class who couldn't figure out how to get in their seats"
by jetdillo February 22, 2010
mugGet the Kettle Classmug.

pot kettle

HE. I don't like otters any more , they have rough facial hair.
BB. Pot kettle
by Dolphins are better December 13, 2016
mugGet the pot kettlemug.

kettle speak

Hey chee.
I see chu.
Yammas.
Going Ham.
Heard That.
Mort.

We use kettle speak.
by klmonpuyt February 25, 2011
mugGet the kettle speakmug.

Kettle Ferret

Derived from the Great SyFy show, Warehouse 13, It is used to say something is Impossible. On the show the kettle is said to grant wishes, but if a wish is impossible it produces a ferret.

It is from the first episode of season 1, Pilot.
Guy One: I've got a date with a Model
Guy Two: Dude, that's less likely than a Kettle Ferret

This is a Kettle Ferret!
by KmJ13 February 21, 2011
mugGet the Kettle Ferretmug.

Settle the Kettle

"Can we please settle the kettle? I really want to eat now". Or He just settled the kettle. We do not need to work on it anymore.
by Nackal919 August 25, 2011
mugGet the Settle the Kettlemug.

Shit Kettle

The art of taking a dump in a kettle at a party. Usually for somebody you don't really like, a modification of Salt Kettle
"Dude this party sucks, lets go"
"Yeah, right after I leave a shit kettle for them"
by imdx80 November 7, 2008
mugGet the Shit Kettlemug.

Fucking Kettle

Derived(dy/dx) from:
-An old fashioned kettle which was heated by fire
-Fires are up out by firemen
-Firemen give you a thumbs up if you give them a thumbs up
-On a computer if you type a thumbs up you get (Y)
-Which looks a bit like a cunt.
So the term fucking kettle is basically calling someone a fucking cunt.
person 1 - Hey did you see that indie kid?
Person 2 - What a fucking kettle
by fucking kettle June 29, 2011
mugGet the Fucking Kettlemug.

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