Kernel

Kernel: Somebody who is cornier than a cornball.

“Dude, Trenton’s a Kernel!” Malachi laughed

by Mal, The unstable May 29, 2025

Juicy Kernels

When someone has luxurious feet and toes. Delectable even.

Person 1: "Yo bro look at those juicy kernels"

Person 2 "Shut the f*** up freak boy."

by H30del December 30, 2024

Kernell

Usually a “Pretty” guy who has a charm of a lion, very sleek In nature and most often than non is a great leader

You gotta have a Kernell is your guy

by Nit November 24, 2021

Throat Kernel

Description
A lump of white, perfectly aged mouth bacteria that is nestled in a cozy and wet tonsil crevices. The throat kernel resembles a carton of week old cottage cheese left in the hot desert sun.
The cause is unknown but oral bacteria may contribute to their formation.

Hey I think you may have a throat kernel, your breath smells like a dead cat rotting in the hot dessert sun.

I just coughed up a piece of cottage cheese but haven’t eaten any in weeks. It tastes like a dirty ass mixed with a dead cat rotting in the hot dessert sun.

by Kubawolf October 2, 2020

Kernel-pult

A plant from the Plants vs. Zombies franchise which hurls corn kernels and butter at zombies, but has a chance to throw butters at the Zombies.

"Kernel-pult is a pretty good plant for me in conjunction with Snow Peashooter, it can be mind-blowing which this one small combination of plants."

by Otheruser325 January 15, 2023

Kernel Corn

Is an annoying piece of shit character in Plants Vs Zombies Garden Warfare 2 in which people immediately husk hop when they see a zombie on there screen

They also like to finish you off with a shuck shot or stupid case scenario shuck shot right after husk hopping

This fucking Kernel Corn

by ToiletDuck21 January 6, 2024

Kernel

Kernel is a crappy software that tracks your internet cookies and infects your computer with malware. Just buy synapse, its not that expensive. I don't care if you're broke, go do some chores retard.

Person 1: Hey, I downloaded Kernel!
Person 2: That software is a piece of shit, download synapse.
Person 1: I'm broke.
Person 2: You're fatherless too.

by yasinandmohamed December 4, 2022