Slowbi Wan Kenobi

1. Sluggish drivers on the road that are wise beyond their years, but slow beyond all belief. They easily scare, but they'll soon be back, and in greater numbers.

"Man, what took you so long to get here?"

"Sorry, I got stuck behind a couple of Slowbi Wan Kenobis on the highway."

by The_Naked_Snake November 20, 2015

Kenobi

noun
A word for the miscellaneous information and images you find on the internet

I have so much general Kenobi saved to my laptop

by AtomicTofu May 13, 2022

General Kenobi

The correct response to the phrase "Hello There"

"Hello There" "General Kenobi. You are a bold one."

by emordnalip January 27, 2022

Kenobi-ism

A religion centered around worshiping the fictional character Obi-Wan Kenobi from Star Wars. Practitioners of this religion can mainly be found on r/prequelmemes

David: Do you believe in kenobi-ism?
Jane: Yes, I’m a common practitioner

by PonianYoutube July 13, 2021

obi wap kenobi

when the pussy has the high ground

bro now i know why they call her obi wap kenobi

by niftypeach September 27, 2020

kenobi-ism

A statement which is true ... from a certain point of view.

The defining Kenobi-ism: “A young Jedi named Darth Vader, who was a pupil of mine until he turned to evil, helped the Empire hunt down and destroy the Jedi Knights. He betrayed and murdered your father.”

by darbs-darby-darbs October 8, 2022

Obi-Swan Kenobi

Acronym of “Only Best In Stat Wars And Nothing Kriffing Else, NObody Bashing It”

“I can’t stand The Last Jedi. Disney and Ruin have killed Star Wars”

“Obi-Swan Kenobi. We can’t be friends anymore buddy. You are one of those toxics always just trying to kill everyones buzz.”

by Jamjarito January 13, 2019