Kaisexual

When your unapologetically attracted to kai

Me: Kai is so f*cking hot
My bsf: so ypur kaisexual

by Tvd.whore December 31, 2020

Von Kaiser

The act of becoming a boxing coach and getting your dick punched in by a 9 year old you teach.

"He got Von Kaiser'd!"

by MikeTysonsFrontTooth February 12, 2022

kalisha

She is the most gorgous girl in the whole entire world. She has no flaws, nothing is wrong with her. She is literaly perfect. She has great boobs and an amazing bikini body. Usally light brown haird but can be a stuning blond. Her Sexy body tempts any man. She is so sexy and hot and cute and damn right perfect. Every part of her body is extreamly hot and every man wants her bad. In bed she can be a little rebelious and go straight for it. Her naughty side would turn and normal man on. She has tan legs that go on for ever and she loves the beach. The sand, surf and hot guys is her thing. She is the best dresed at any event and always takes pride in her appearance but always puts a sexy twist to it. The thing that makes her special is that she can also be an amazing freind, one who can listen, help and overall be there for you. She is amazing and she is not big headed because she has no idea how amazing she is. Every one in the world wants to be her or wants to do her. She also has the best sense of humor in the world she would make you laugh no matter what. With out her there is no fun, party or no meaning of life. If you ever meet her your one lucky person... she will love you forever. She is the Goddess of Fun and Life.

Hot Guy: "Did you see how kind Kalisha was."
Hotter Guy: " Yeah but did you see how sexy she was."

by Kevin JJJJJ December 19, 2011

Count Baron Kaiser Werner Pfeldlinger Fingerlickner von Hoeltschweinergmachtner

A European Count Baron Kaiser who married his half-sister Znigwieczrina Nowloczynlieczwowzcrczsky of Globsnogczrecnoyarskglograd.

Count Baron Kaiser Werner Pfeldlinger Fingerlickner von Hoeltschweinergmachtner is such a gigachad.

by janpasi August 21, 2022

Karise

A Karise is a loving, kind, and caring person. She get jealous easily, but its only if she really loves you. She's always there when you need someone to talk. She is the best kind of friend. She loves to try new things. If you're lucky enough to be in a relationship with a Karise, get ready for a wild ride (; Her love is everlasting. Don't reject a Karise, you will regret it.

Is she getting treated right? Yeah, she's got a karise (:

by mrsstevens November 7, 2012

kaiser soze

A legend about an Eastern European criminal who was once stuck between a rock and a hard place and he killed his wife and two children just to show his opponents that he meant business. Ever since then other criminals tell the story to their kids at night - rat on your pops, and kaiser soze will get you!

Rat on your pops, and kaiser soze will get you!

by Boyan September 11, 2006

kaiser sozed

When one can make up his or own life story or a simple lie using only the materials used in the room they are currently in.

Hey man did you find out if jimmy did it?

No he said dell samsung did it.

Oh you mean your computer and your printer?

Crap, I just got kaiser sozed.

by jaken May 14, 2012