The type of girl that will help you with a murder and/or hide the body. They are also the Goddess of Destruction and Death. There dads may also hate there best friends.
Person #1: Hey can you help me murder someone then hide the body?
Kali: Sure, I'll get the tools and you dig the hole.
Kali: Sure, I'll get the tools and you dig the hole.
by TheRussianKermit October 22, 2020

Is a beautiful girl who is most of the time smiling, she has lightish brown hair with elysian eyes that change from hazel to green, and bluish green, greenish gray. She is a boy magnet, which of most of them like her. with lots of friends but is far from being popular.
Kali i s a girl with an amazing personality, but is often getting into trouble and being mischievous!
by Human_person_thing_ May 21, 2018

by Maddie1818 June 9, 2018

a kalie is a lying broad that will act like she wants to date you more than anything and two weeks later ditch you for a faggot of a guy.
Dude last week I went out with this girl, then she totally pulled a kalie on me and suddenly she's dating another guy.
by pissed_92 November 24, 2010

1. A crazy Hindu Godess with many arms, and equipped with many arms like the trident she took from Shiva and machettes, and necklace of heads around her neck.
2. What your woman turns into when you piss her off.
2. What your woman turns into when you piss her off.
by RealFakeName December 1, 2006


A child with parents who have no common sense when it comes to spelling and pronunciation and caused a lifetime of annoyance.
by Chickenfckerrr October 4, 2016
