Kelp memes

Kelp is a cute individual on Instagram with an android he gets all the hoes.

Where is Kelp memes
He’s probably with Nancy recreating the jar scene

by Kelp is hot December 11, 2021

dirty kelp

when you masturbate using a pocket pussy made out of Lego in the shape of George Floyed.

He's doing a Dirty kelp in the playground

by bigblackgeorge March 19, 2023

Kelp

a word used to refer to a little kid - usually a naughty little kid, or mischievous wild rascal. Derived from Scottish 'Kelpie' which is a water spirit (or sprite, or imp or... you know those kinds of folklore-ey things).

They roasted their marshmallows and then the little kelps only went and tried to stick the marshmallows on Grandad's head!

by Writer Woman February 4, 2023

kelping

Term used for when the intention of a message is entirely missed and the response given is of no resemblance to the first spoken phrase

An example of using the verb kelping

Person 1: (any text here)
Person 2: Ooh, it's the firecrackers.
Person 1: What? Are you on drugs again?
Person 2: Sorry, i kelped!

by ciqc May 25, 2024