A guy that's a real dick. He probably is super ugly and is rude. He likes to tell girls they're fat. He is abnormally small and a druggie.
by The truth forreals April 13, 2015

Joseph Frank "Buster" Keaton was an American actor and comedian during the 1920s.
During the 1980s in Oakland, CA his stage name became local slang describing a person that is fake or a phony. Someone who does not deserve respect. A fake actor that cant even go by his real name.
During the 1980s in Oakland, CA his stage name became local slang describing a person that is fake or a phony. Someone who does not deserve respect. A fake actor that cant even go by his real name.
I think its time for you to keep movin' Buster Keaton - we know youre selling woof tickets.
Buster Keaton sells fake rolexes and shwag on the corner of E14
Buster Keaton sells fake rolexes and shwag on the corner of E14
by c.harris February 13, 2018

Stimulant drug (Mephedrone)(MKAT)(Meow Meow) Once a man made legal high similar to amphetamine now illegal.
by AJK23 January 14, 2020

An egotistical blogger of juvenile criminality, asocial acts, and childish violence. Someone of complete disregard for humanity, cultural norms, or property.
"Keaton Albertson is a Tucker Max wannabe. His blogs aren't even that funny."
"What's not funny about shitting inside someone's sleeping bag? Tucker Max only shit on some drunk girl's floor."
"What's not funny about shitting inside someone's sleeping bag? Tucker Max only shit on some drunk girl's floor."
by mantidae July 6, 2009

Keaton:Your cheating due to sliding. Andrew: Well they never said we couldn't slide.Hello Keaton Garbage.
by UjvalHater7 December 17, 2018

Where someone takes the biggest shit ever, then black outs and doesn't flush, or wipe. This all has to happen in a school.
Dude that kid left a Keaton Dump in the upstairs stall.
That kid just took the smelliest keaton dump in that stall.
That kid just took the smelliest keaton dump in that stall.
by Tikibendel April 10, 2011

Originating from East Oakland during the 90s - Describing a person that is fake or a phony. Someone who does not deserve respect.
by c.harris April 18, 2018
