The White Staff of Justice

The White Staff of Justice is defined as a pet name for a white man's cock when having sex with a black woman.

Dave slayed his woman with the "The White Staff of Justice" forever changing her mind about white men and their cocks.

by DWN2 May 22, 2016

Social Justice Warrior

The term Social Justice Warrior (SJW) is one that reflects the ironic tone of postmodernism. Only under an ideology that supposes that nothing has meaning or value could a term come to mean its exact opposite—in this case, on the basis that care isn't cool. Essentially, SJWs are people who care a lot about humanity, but because modern, Western, white men have been convinced that caring is trite and "irrational" (even if all human behavior is necessarily irrational), they feel threatened by people caring. They lash out at people for caring by pejoratively referring to them as SJWs, all the while claiming that only "objectivity" (a completely impossible concept) matters and that we should all simply look out for ourselves.

That lady with the pink armpit hair is a real Social Justice Warrior; she was commenting on and on about children in Africa, Southeast Asia, and Latin America, as though anyone's supposed to care. *Sips Diet Coke™ while mashing on iPhone™* I mean, we get it—people die and it's our fault. Can't she just write in a blog or on Tumblr or something, instead of having to rub her irrational, normative righteousness in everyone's faces?

by shaunzo October 17, 2017

Facebook Justice

When you go to show one of your friends how hot a guy/girl is on Facebook but when scrolling through their profile pictures, you realize that their pictures on Facebook don't do them any justice...a.k.a. "Facebook Justice".

Craig: Here are some hot pics of Wendy.

Ryan: Really Craig, is this the girl?

Craig: Dude, I swear she is hot! These pictures don't give her any Facebook Justice.

by RuCrRy November 25, 2010

justice stick

Another term for an erect penis

T-bone totally smacked her in the face with his Justice Stick

by Kevy February 3, 2005

justice (girl)

a gorgeous girl that is fun to be around when you don't find a (no matter how small) way to piss off, and someone who can either hurt you or heal you. funny, sassy, but very wishywashy, no matter she's still someone great to know.

That girl is such a justice (girl), I mean did you see her?

by WordDemonGrr27 December 27, 2016

The Justice League of America

A collection of extraordinary men brought forth to save the country from certain corruption. The league includes; The Verdi, Saint Maudahbee, The Bermanator, Little Joe, Lennox The Great, and sometimes Sir Cus Bear of Kushman. The league disbanded in 2008 when a few key members were wrongly in-prisoned.

One day The Justice League of America will reunite, and the scum of this country will be sorry they were ever born.

by richard gear April 28, 2009

justice warriors

A group of ass clams on Everquest's seventh hammer server who practice fallatio on eachother.

That Togok retard who formed the Justice Warriors sure is a butt dart.

by Grizlor January 22, 2005