human junkyard mechanic

A person who works at a nursing home where families dump there old people and go off and leave then like so much junk.

John's dad is a Human junkyard mechanic.

by Deep blue 2012 March 11, 2010

jersey junkyard

The greatest roller coaster ride in history. No seriously. It has this like, car, that has headlights, and they turn on right at you. That's basically it.

Whilst riding Jersey junkyard, someone interrupted my booming kuwanging.

by xxexplosivoxx August 1, 2003

Spoiled junkyard dog

Sir Denver Luke Corbett is the definition of a spoiled dog with a loving parents!

I have a spoiled junkyard dog (I made this for my grandmas dog please accept)

by Landon corbett January 2, 2023

jew in a junkyard.

Someone who is doing really well.

He went to a yard sale and made out like a Jew in a junkyard.

by topdrawer June 3, 2024

Junk yard dog

just skin and bone and cock

Man, do you see jimmy; that fucking guy is like a junk yard dog .. “ all skin and bone and cock”

by Slusss6969 February 7, 2018

Junk Yard Cooter

An overused, rancid and smelly whore that needs constant stroking and feels the world owes her red carpets and royal capes, never thinking that her own sloppy, vapid flaps stink after she fucks everyone over.

When she finished spouting her grandeurous illusions, the musty scent of lingering junk yard cooter filled the air.

by bad dawg November 15, 2004

Junk Yard Twat

The most insulting of all twat insults...a raunchy, rancid two faced whore that feels the world owes her raw screaming orgasms of gratitude and doesn't think her own soggy, vapid flaps stink after she fucks everyone over.

His clean calvins were oozing in stench after that Junk Yard Twat worked his leg.

by bad dawg November 15, 2004