Jiggly Bits

Slang for genitalia.

Whatever you do don't look at my jiggly bits.

by K-Noodle September 28, 2009

jiggly pash

to kiss or hook up with someone in a seemingly mysterious or sneaky fashion. in most cases the jiggly pashees will disappear from a party or club into the dark shadows of a random bedroom, closet, or alleyway to accomplish their ultimate goal: getting it on.

After searching all night, we finally found them horizontally jiggly pashing on a park bench.

by charliejoe April 27, 2010

Jiggly Cock Special

The Jiggly cock special takes place during sexual intercourse. The male forces his partners mouth open and pees in it. He then turns around and uses her mouth as a toilet and proceeds to take a shit inside of her mouth. Once his bowels are empty, he turns around and with his jiggly cock, he begins to stir and mix the concoction. Once the lumps are stirred efficiently, the male walks as far away from the bed as possible and with a running start, jumps inside of his partners vagina with his cock jiggling egregiously midair whilst screaming “AWWW GRANDMAAA!”

My breath still tastes like shit from when sean performed a jiggly cock special on me.

by Jigglycock December 28, 2020

Austrian Juggle

n,v. the act or action of simultaneously having a coffee, cigarette, and a pastry, esp. strudel in your hands. Most performers of this act may wear designer glasses and a sweater over a button-up t-shirt, buttoned to the very top. Mostly seen outside a Kaffeehaus or universities around the world

Hey, that Grad student in Literature is smoking, drinking coffee, blogging on their MacPro, and eating Streusselkuchen at the same time, that is the best Austrian Juggle ever.

by Hard as Tits October 28, 2009

Can I Squirtle On Your Jigglypuff?

Used by Pokemon enthusiasts to describe the act of giving a shot of semen to the boobs. Also used to piss off people who play Pokemon.

Player 1: I totally killed that Charizard there!
Player 2: Ooh! Can I Squirtle on Your Jigglypuff?

Player 1: XD I just killed this squirtle!!
Player 2: Can I Squirtle on your Jigglypuff?
Player 1: ...FUCK YOU

by Pikapii2Pikachu December 2, 2011

Juggling

Trying to date multiple people at the same time, to have multiple sexual partners during the same period in one's life

Guy: "Isn't stressful having a girlfriend, a wife, and 2 side jawns?!?!?"

Guy2: "It's called juggling my man, only the strong survive!"
Guy: "Whatever dude, have fun catching herpes"

by G-MacbookPro_witdaRetinaScreen January 18, 2015

cock-juggling-thunder-cunt

hallarious insult used in Blade Trinity.

"You cock-juggling-thunder-cunt!"

by ducttapeman May 2, 2005