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Dirty jono

when you put a mr bean statue up the others ass.
bro I pulled a dirty jono last night, my statue is covered in shit now.
by DeepPain May 11, 2022
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JONO JUICE

the most powerful substance on earth
a cup of coffee is 0.5% of i sip of jono juice
the average human being would die after digesting even 2% of jono juice
the only person who can survive it is the big man himself: JONO
person 1: mate we need to win this game, go drink your jono juice
person 2: YES!
by Flipidipdip June 15, 2022
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Jono

Noun -

Jono (Jonathon) is a young lad, when its durry time you can witness him crawl out of his cave (he'll probably smell like shit though, so watch out). He's both fat AND gay, so if you're up for a challenge you can try and befriend this wild beast of a boy. Normally dummy thicc and retarded.

Adjective-
When something is both fat and gay.
Noun-

"Oh shit! is that jono?"
"Yeah, we should leave before he sees us"

Adjective-

"Ah heck man, my ex just got with a new dude"
"nah dont worry about it, he's probably jono"
by Iwanttodrinkpiss July 9, 2019
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Jono

When someone has too much love to give so they spread it around to ensure more people are happy
by Michalio October 4, 2019
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Jono

someone who is attracted to fire; another word for pyromaniac
man, I love the way that grass is burning. Am I turning into a Jono?
by jonojudge153 October 26, 2018
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jono mill

damn, that guy is such a jono mill
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jono lu

petite vulnerable scrumptious dream enthusiast who craves being pegged by sherbet the soccer girl
ayo think my songs fem, he a jono lu frfr
by eshayyss August 18, 2022
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