Jon 

Jon's a fuckboy who looks like a dust bunny.

Cindy Robes: our son Jon fucked over two girls in a week.
Mark Icecreambars: Yea, he's kind of a fuckboy like that. Also, did you notice he has a lazy eye?
Cindy Robes: Yeah, I knew we shouldn't have had kids when we're cousins, Mark! He's screwed up! Maybe that's why he's always asking me to play with his hair...

Jon by craZy chRi$ October 17, 2015

Jon 

Big head

What is that? Its Jon

Jon by Oggy420 April 10, 2019

Jon 

shorter term for Jonathon, also a code name for Lazarus and Leviathan, usually a common name of the 21st century goven to males. However, past dated documents depict Jons as demonic creatures residing in human entities. Their aura and presence can leave residual effects on humans such as night terrors or... bed wettings. To defeat a Jon one must have the correct alchemical brew at the ready applied to special grade steal or silver.

Derek: “I had a terrible Jon lastnight bro.”
Nathan: “I had a Jon the other night too!”
Their Dreams: “ We had Jons too! It was terrible!”

Jon by Jessifer Lucias January 12, 2018

jon 

jon is a huge junkie, he wears TN's, and rolls his trackies up. He is an abusive pric, and always has to have the benefit of the doubt. Makes little kids cry

man, jon is such a cunt, aye?
i dont know why his girlfriend stays with him

jon by dropkick jones June 2, 2018

Jon 

A pumpkin

Jon is a pumpkin

Jon by Random user 5567 August 28, 2019

Jon 

A term used for someone who acts in a shadydishonest manner and constantly tries to make people feel bad for him/her

Person 1: My house is going under foreclosure, I don't make enough money working late night shifts at a chocolate factory, and I can't ever make it on time to college.

Person 2: Dude stfu, I saw you buying a $20 cake at shoprite. Don't go all Jon on me.

Jon by Konata92 November 17, 2011

Jon 

A guy who smokes a lot of weed to ease the pain and take his mind off the sorrow and sadness in his life.

Jon’s a fat shit.

Jon by 38348381djdj August 2, 2018