Joanne Evans

A Joanne Evans is an ancient greek mythical Goddess who was infamous for her attractiveness and godly influence, everyone obeyed her and her word was final, to this day every Joanne Evans alive is a beautiful, attractive woman and any man would take her. Sometimes the term 'Joanne Evans' can be used when talking about something extremely beautiful or attractive or a metaphor.

Dude 1: ''Omg look at her, I would''
Dude 2: ''totally, she's so Joanne Evans''

Teacher: ''Today class we're going to write a story about a princess, can anyone find a good word to describe her beauty?''
Pupil: ''Joanne Evans, miss?''
Teacher: ''excellent! I see a bright future for you child''

by L.K.Rowling December 4, 2011

joanne lim

Joanne Lim is very hot and kind.She likes to listen music , go eat and have fun with family and friends(especially who is dating her).She is very kind but when you make her mad you will regret it.But she pretty cute when you look her and it will make your day.She is just the perfect girl and nice once you meet her

Joanne Lim is very cute

by John Doe unknown 69 October 7, 2021

slow joanne

whenever someone isn’t understanding something properly or at all, you call them a ‘slow joanne’

mymy: the third letter in hello is ‘l’
lili: i don’t get it
lala: of course you don’t, slow joanne

by yadeeyadeeya June 5, 2021

Cassidy and JoAnn

The best couple together, a perfect set of names that not only sound good together, but they also tend to be power couples. The type of couple you'd call corny, the type of couple staying up late on phone calls, the type of couple with a hundred inside jokes that make no sense, the type of couple going all out for each other, the type of couple with healthy communication, the type of couple that actually lasts for centuries to come

"My parents have such a Cassidy and JoAnn relationship"

by jumpjumpjump333 May 21, 2025

Joanne

Upon wearing dolphin pants a woman may become a friskier version of herself! In this case, she is considered a Joanne.

Wink user: “ i just matched with Joanne!”

by Oh my guac! April 22, 2022

Joanne Emily Effect

When the huzz mom turns you down and roasts you in the process, making it explicitly clear that you won't have a relationship with her child.

Mom -"you will never date my daughter because you're built like a pogo stick and you're as orange as Donald Trump eating Cheetos"

Me -"dang I never expected the Joanne Emily Effect from this one"

by And just another guy October 20, 2025

Joann

Joann is the coolest person you will ever meet. She will fight you for fun and then give you the best hug. She is also creative, artistic and has a list of bad jokes lined up to tell you. Be careful of getting on her bad side though cause she will beat you up. Always ask her for anime recommendations.

Dude you know Joann too?

Yeah dude she's so cool!

by I deleted my brain November 22, 2021