When you are doing the dirty deed with someone, right before they climax, you choke them and send them back to the holy land.
Where’s Jessica?
Oh I gave her the old Jerusalem Artichoke last night, so she’s pretty much out for the count today.
Oh I gave her the old Jerusalem Artichoke last night, so she’s pretty much out for the count today.
by Powderpuffsquirrel4848 November 26, 2024
Get the Jerusalem Artichokemug. The Jerusalem syndrome is an acute psychotic state observed in tourists and pilgrims who visit Jerusalem. The main symptom of this disorder is identification with a character from the Bible and exhibiting behaviours which seems to be typical for this character. Jerusalem Syndrome is probably caused by the religious significance or aura of the city, causing them to slip into a psychosis and become convinced they are either the Messiah or another biblical figures. People believing they're John the Baptist, Jesus, Samson, or the Virgin Mary have been spotted in the holy city.
The Jerusalem Syndrome is probably a supernatural disorder by God placed on the city of Jerusalem for non-religious people or other people in any different religions to get affected and become like what it says in Paragraph 1.
P.S.: For the users reading this; you can stop trying to search for the reason behind all of this wack and admit that the true Creator has probably to do something with this. There are no signifcant "lores" behind any of this, so buzz off and focus on something else that actually has unsolved mysteries.
The Jerusalem Syndrome is probably a supernatural disorder by God placed on the city of Jerusalem for non-religious people or other people in any different religions to get affected and become like what it says in Paragraph 1.
P.S.: For the users reading this; you can stop trying to search for the reason behind all of this wack and admit that the true Creator has probably to do something with this. There are no signifcant "lores" behind any of this, so buzz off and focus on something else that actually has unsolved mysteries.
The Jerusalem Syndrome is a real thing and you should probably go to the city of Israel to see for yourself if you don't believe me.
by SkyBeetle July 11, 2022
Get the Jerusalem Syndromemug. A fight in which the combatants get completely naked and the goal of the fight is to rip off the other person's penis
by bluemadeline March 21, 2022
Get the Jerusalem Chicken Sandwichmug. by megalodon112306 July 14, 2025
Get the Jerusalem artichoke sunflowermug. Its probably the only magical place in the world
You can go all the way here to plan your wedding day
I remember when I use to run around the race track for a spectacular body
You can go all the way here to plan your wedding day
I remember when I use to run around the race track for a spectacular body
by Happy Christian April 10, 2023
Get the Jerusalem Wallmug. by ManOfGod2224 August 7, 2022
Get the Jerusalem Slimmug. Swedish confused waitress medurs up starters and spilled the soup on a already deliverd egg-starter and voilà the artichoke soupe on eggs was discovered as a fucked up dish without any fucking flavour you would want, the guest was chocked but hey the texture was lovely with egg yolk and soup. Eat your soup Fanny! 2021-11-23 Dalarö
Can I please have the egg-starter.
Sure, if you want me to pour Jerusalem artichoke soup on your egg starter.
Jerusalem artichoke soup on eggs
Sure, if you want me to pour Jerusalem artichoke soup on your egg starter.
Jerusalem artichoke soup on eggs
by Stefantastic November 23, 2021
Get the Jerusalem artichoke soup on eggsmug.