Jed

One fat black cunt that likes the taste of kids especially Dubai kids

What you saying Jed

by Dontbedflipmeplease November 24, 2021

Jed

Someone who is very notorious for being a clout generator

Person 1: You know Jed?
Person 2: I heard she has a lot of accounts

by RoboticDreamz July 22, 2022

Jed

A very short Italian boy who mostly talks about cars and some dude who invested in a landfill. He can barely add 2+2 but still claims hes more intelligent than everyone else. Literally only eats bagels with butter, meat sandwitches cookies and pasta. Runs a lame meme account as well with less than 40 followers but goes on it for 2+ hours a day. He also has pretty dopey hair and tries to steal teachers watches while they are not around.

Did you see that boi sneaking around Mr. M's room trying to steal a watch, what a jed.

by maxgolf123 May 7, 2018

JED

inbred, to be the child of two related people such as ur mum and her cousin

ur a jed u have eleventy seven toes

by $erve@d June 23, 2006

Jed

A boy who acts like a girl, hangs out with girls, and is teased by boys for acting like a girl. Not gay. Pretty Girly. Laughs a lot...A LOT. Thinks everything/everyone is funny

aim chat
Girl: Sooo, r u gonna go 2 da moovies 2day?
Jed: LYK, i DON'T KNOW! i'll PROBABlY JUST STAY HOME LiSTENiNG 2 DA HiGH SCHOOl MOOSiCAL N GO ON SWEET LIFE OF ZACH AND CODY CHATBOARDS!!!!

by Whatsherface April 15, 2006

jed

the worst name you can call someone. you might as well be taking a bat to their nutsack. a "jed" is the biggest fucking herb ever. tries to act cool and say something that will make you think they're alright, but in actuality your thinking of calling them a faggot.

"hey dude, dont make fun of sum 41 and those kinds of bands, i like them"...

Shut the fuck up, your new name is Jed for being such a douche bag!

by the b.o.a.t. May 2, 2005

JED

A person whose a complete lame and has a messed up licencse plate that says something like COOOOOOL.

Stopping being Such a Jed.

You know who you are.

by KMarK November 12, 2003