Jizzed In My Pants

A song parody on Saturday Night Live and a slang term for sperming in your pants.

Example 1:
"I just ate a grape and I JIZZED, IN, MY PANTS"


Example 2:
Mike:"I just jizzed in my pants......"

Brad:" NO MAN WHY DID YOU?!"

by Brad5o5 January 31, 2009

Jiz or Jizzed

Cum or Ejaculated

When We Were Having Sex, He Jizzed In My Face - Jiz or Jizzed

by xxKBUDxx July 10, 2011

Jizzed

When you feel extremely excited about something.

OMG BVB, I'm so jizzed you've responded to my fan mail!!!

by pepitabis November 24, 2019

Jazzertard

Leotard worn while jazzercising. Outfit worn for jazzercise workout.

Maxine's jazzertard left little to the imagination, much to the jazzercise instructor's delight.

by Spank Puncherella2 June 7, 2018

jazzey

It a name

Jazzey is so cute

by anonymous November 25, 2021

Soap Jizzed

When you are washing dishes and inadvertently squeeze the dish cloth close to your body, causing you to be squirted by the soapy water it has retained.

Girl: What's on your shirt?

Guy: I was washing dishes and accidentally soap jizzed myself.

by Weston150 March 25, 2013

all jizzed up

Worn, used, with personal impression

That house used to be nice, now it's just all jizzed up

by Snakelio May 12, 2016