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Jizzed In My Pants

A song parody on Saturday Night Live and a slang term for sperming in your pants.
Example 1:
"I just ate a grape and I JIZZED, IN, MY PANTS"


Example 2:
Mike:"I just jizzed in my pants......"

Brad:" NO MAN WHY DID YOU?!"
by Brad5o5 January 31, 2009
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Jiz or Jizzed

When We Were Having Sex, He Jizzed In My Face - Jiz or Jizzed
by xxKBUDxx July 10, 2011
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Jizzed

When you feel extremely excited about something.
OMG BVB, I'm so jizzed you've responded to my fan mail!!!
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Jazzertard

Leotard worn while jazzercising. Outfit worn for jazzercise workout.
Maxine's jazzertard left little to the imagination, much to the jazzercise instructor's delight.
by Spank Puncherella2 June 7, 2018
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jazzey

Jazzey is so cute
by anonymous November 25, 2021
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Soap Jizzed

When you are washing dishes and inadvertently squeeze the dish cloth close to your body, causing you to be squirted by the soapy water it has retained.
Girl: What's on your shirt?

Guy: I was washing dishes and accidentally soap jizzed myself.
by Weston150 March 25, 2013
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all jizzed up

That house used to be nice, now it's just all jizzed up
by Snakelio May 12, 2016
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