Jarred is the guy who love hentai porn, not just any hentai but tenticle porn. He smells like a sour, rotten pussy and is so fucking gullible you could tell him anything and he would believe it to be fact.
by Clowntitsballsbitch June 13, 2019
Get the Jarredmug. Dublin term for a pint of Whiskey.
As in the song "Whiskey in the jar" by the Dubliners.
Thin Lizzy covered it later, and so did Metallica.
As in the song "Whiskey in the jar" by the Dubliners.
Thin Lizzy covered it later, and so did Metallica.
He: "Musha rain dum-a-doo dum-a-da, ha, ya
Whack for my daddy-o
Whack for my daddy-o
There's whiskey in the jar"
Me: "Stop singin'."
He: "Ok, But let's go for a few jars."
Me: "fo sho"
Whack for my daddy-o
Whack for my daddy-o
There's whiskey in the jar"
Me: "Stop singin'."
He: "Ok, But let's go for a few jars."
Me: "fo sho"
by LittleJoe92 May 17, 2007
Get the Jarmug. 
Get the Jarredmug. 
Short for Jarvan.
Word is used to express discomfort, intense query, contempt, or other related situations.
Can also be used freely in different contexts and can be legitimized based on a person's experience using the word.
Related phrases such as "jars in my vans," "jassr," "jarvan," "jars morant," "tears in my jears" etc.
Inspired by Jarvan IV ultimate in Riot's League of Legends.
Word is used to express discomfort, intense query, contempt, or other related situations.
Can also be used freely in different contexts and can be legitimized based on a person's experience using the word.
Related phrases such as "jars in my vans," "jassr," "jarvan," "jars morant," "tears in my jears" etc.
Inspired by Jarvan IV ultimate in Riot's League of Legends.
Example: "Jars? What do you mean 100% sugar in bubble tea isn't disgusting?"
Example: "Jars?!?!?!?!"
Example: "Jars morant when :jeffmidlane: malds in leej"
Example: "Jars?!?!?!?!"
Example: "Jars morant when :jeffmidlane: malds in leej"
by jakeboosted July 28, 2020
Get the jarsmug. by Jacob heason April 18, 2022
Get the Jarmug. 1. Used as a replacement for the words fuck, bitch, stupid, gay, etc.
2. A stupid method of trolling started on a Minecraft skin app in late 2017 by putting a huge mouth and huge eyeballs on skins with sometimes period blood, piss, or shit, poorly drawn titties, etc. to piss off 12 year olds. AKA "putting someone in a jar."
3. Used as an insult.
2. A stupid method of trolling started on a Minecraft skin app in late 2017 by putting a huge mouth and huge eyeballs on skins with sometimes period blood, piss, or shit, poorly drawn titties, etc. to piss off 12 year olds. AKA "putting someone in a jar."
3. Used as an insult.
1. Katteh: SHUT THE JAR UP YOU JARRING JAR !1!
John: ???
2. Steve: Look at the jar skins i posted on that stupid skin app last night. So many people got triggered lmao.
Katteh: I WILL PUT YOU IN A JAR !1!1!
3. Steve: You stupid jar.
Katteh: no u lmao xd
John: ???
2. Steve: Look at the jar skins i posted on that stupid skin app last night. So many people got triggered lmao.
Katteh: I WILL PUT YOU IN A JAR !1!1!
3. Steve: You stupid jar.
Katteh: no u lmao xd
by kabronus June 28, 2019
Get the jarmug.