Tim Janis

When composer of lackluster New Age music begins to go out of fashion, said composer turns to Christian music to revivify career. See also John Tesh.

John Tesh and Tim Janis? New Age to Old Age...

by Music is Not Noise January 12, 2008

Janis Jopplinned

When after snorting Cocaine, one slams their face into a glass table.

"Oh shit, that bitch just Janis Jopplinned."

by SeanitsRiffles May 30, 2009

Janie Robertson

Janie Robertson is the Middle Child ;-; and runs the TikTok account Janie_Robertson, Janie Robertson has Pink hair Black eyes and an eye patch covering the left eye, Janie is sworn Enemies with Lavelle Robertson ( One of her sisters) and fight daily

Hi Janie Robertson!

by 2%652778216292-0292029230 July 9, 2021

Janis's Law

A combination of both Murphy's Law and Megan's Law, this is the theory that anything that can possibly go wrong in the course of a sexual relationship with a minor (or person significantly younger), will.

Not once taking Janis's Law into consideration, the cougar never learned her lesson despite having been chased down by angry parents wielding sawed-off shotguns on multiple occasions.

by k-rex October 2, 2007

Aunt Janie

A very evil, narrowminded person who thinks they are always right.

That Aunt Janie bitch thinks she can tell me what to do.

by Eric Jones August 29, 2008

stainy janie

Some who usually is over stained by jizz, or shit staines, thinking they look cool but are incorrect and are made fun of behind their back can also have the smell of ass linger on them

Look at Maria she's a real Stainy Janie look she has jizz and shit stains on her clothes and she also smells like ass

by Cottoncandy23 January 23, 2014

Janie Robertson

Janie Robertson is the Middle of The Robertsons and has Pink hair (In braids), Black Eyes,Black and White striped shirt with a mint green shirt on top, Janie Robertson was Adopted by Ms.Robertson Along with her sisters Phoebe and Lavelle.

"Don't be a Janie Robertson"

by 2%652778216292-0292029230 July 9, 2021