Jakob is a bastard
by Big Dick Niggaaaaaa April 29, 2019
Get the Jakobmug. That one friend that always wants to be by himself and wants to kill himself and on top of all of that chaos he is extremely emo making everyone around him uncomfortable leaving everyone to think what if he shoots up the school
by Big Spicy Meatball May 28, 2018
Get the Jakobmug. Jakob is someone who is super intelligent. This may seem like a good thing at first, but a Jakob is a person who will throw the fact that he is intelligent in your face at every opportunity, becoming increasingly annoying until you want to beat the hell out of them and throw them into an open grave. Jakobs are usually ginger, with extraordinarily large glasses, and have no soul. They are also extremely socially awkward. Rumor has it that the Zodiac Killers real name was Jakob. They have no morals, and their only rules in life are to make life as miserable as possible. If you ever meet a Jakob, either execute them immediately or run away as fast as humanly possible.
Jakob is a jackass.
by Ujiyasu Suekata November 14, 2018
Get the Jakobmug. Jakobs are bitches that like to talk to more than one girl at a time and doesn't know when to give up on asking a girl for nudes. Jakobs just don't understand the meaning of no! If your looking for a relationship don't go for a Jakob and if you do good luck!
by woofwoofbarkwoof June 1, 2018
Get the Jakobmug. Your mom is a Jakob...
by Legion of Chicken January 20, 2009
Get the Jakobmug. He is a creep who will follow u around at school who thinks you like him when you don’t. He will get to stalker lvl 10000 and it’s to the point where your scared to be near him. He also likes to send anonymous messages to u saying it’s not him even tho u know it’s him. Sometimes you just need to get away from him
by Syders999 May 27, 2018
Get the Jakobmug. Weird guy with bad personality. Tends to hang out at his house and eats weird foods. Jakob’s also have very weird friend groups and is a simp.
by Ok121413 March 26, 2020
Get the Jakobmug.