Mississippi jailbreak

When you are having sex with a girl, you shit on her face so she looks like a black person, and make her run around a dark room. Meanwhile, jizz on the floor so she slips and falls on her nose, giving a black n1ggar nose...

"Damn Niggs u sho gave dat gurl a mississippi jailbreaklast night!"

by MATZ789 July 14, 2009

Jailbreak

Phrase used to describe a large collection of Niggers moving in any direction.

Although often used for comical effect by white people to Express the general feeling that black people cause trouble and should be locked up(1), It was originally used as a heads up for white people that the offending nigs would not understand to avoid being terrorised by large crowds of nigs(2).

1.White Kid(Marvelling at the Coons eating habits) : "Lol Check it out, Jailbreak outside Sam's Chicken."

2.

White Kid 1: "Heads up, Jail Break at 5 o'clock"

Kid 2: "Shit!, i'll throw a Banana in an opposite direction, that should distract them for a few hours"

by Theodore T Bag August 5, 2008

Jailbreak

The act of breaking the tether that AT&T has on your iPhone.

Once I jailbreak my iPhone I can use my T-Mobile card to make calls anytime I want.

by ZG June 10, 2008

jawbreaker

When one blowjobs an unerected penis and places it in the mouth and closes the mouth. The penis then becomes erected thus making less room in the mouth and causing the mouth to be wide open. Thus breaking the jaw.

Woman: w0w...your penis is so small!
*sucks the penis*
Man: Suck this BITCH!~
*penis erects*
Woman: HmMmmmpHHHhHhhhHHHHHHH!~
*jaw breaks*
Man: You like my jawbreaker?!~

by >nG< April 15, 2006

jailbreak

to place an object in the anal cavity, often large and round.

dude, call me. I am jailbreaking my phone!

by Mr. Swankie Pants January 30, 2009

Jailbreak

Describes the realisation that strikes at the exact moment one bends down to pick up the soap for the first time when incarcerated in a Correctional Institution.

"Tonight there's going to be a jailbreak, somewhere in Barlinnie."

by greatcollapso March 1, 2009

jawbreakers

1. Male genitalia.
2. Either penis or testicles

Mmmm... those are SOME nice jawbrakers
- said Anna lookong at Fred's genitalia.

by Notorious Chimp April 2, 2004