The Jaeger

Where one lady gets stripped down and her hands are tied, shoved into a bush naked, and the men come and find her. This is an Elly E. However, if the men are so incompetent that they don't find the girl and she just dehydrates to death, this is a Jaeger, to commemorate the useless piece of shit that is jaeger

Me and my mates did the Jaeger yesterday. I feel bad for Selena tho.

by WhackedSandwich January 11, 2020

Dirty Jaeger

A man with a smaller than average penis, but makes up for it with a longer than average neck

Hey did you meet that guy tony?

Yeah, he’s a total dirty jaeger

by John Dailey April 14, 2020

Ereh.jaeger._

A person who never misses. Makes awesome content. He's basically better than Charli Damelio in every way. All of his fans wants to be his mutual

Ereh.jaeger._: *makes a video*

All of his awesome supportive fans: mutuals??? 😩
Words from the man himself "I LOVE ALL MY FANS

by Gokultar21 March 7, 2021

@3r3n_jaeger

Cool, Car , Emo, Tal Fishman, Eren x Levi Shipper. Very sheesh 🥶😂💪🏻🇺🇸❗️

“Get ratioed @3r3n_jaeger”

by DaLevi March 28, 2021

Eren Jaëger

That one name that everyone screams in the movies

“EREN JAËGER”
“SHUT THE FUCK UP BITCH”

by Ney.a May 2, 2021

eren jaeger

he is the true villain. In comparison to most other villains of the series including reiner gabi etc with the excpetion of king frit, eren has never been brainwashed or manipulated into commiting awful crimes. Every choice he has made has been sourced by his own selfishness. He in fact manipulated Grisha and many others. First off eren is an awful person seperate even from his crimes. He treats every around him with apathy and extremely badly. He especially treats his close friends armin and mikasa like garbage. He treats Mikasa like an object and hever shows her any affection gratitude or kindness except in moments of extreme danger. He has never done anything good for anyone, all his actions are fueled by his own selfisheness and his lust for blood, including saving mikasa. Even his endeavour to kill all titans was inspired by what they did to his mother. Also, eren's crimes of mass genocide are completely unjustifyable. Trauma is not an excuse. Even levi, who suffered much much more never ever did something a tad unreasonable. Eren on the other had a whole support system he was too stupid to appreciater and still commits mass genocide. Eren is also unreasonable and immature in the way that he cant bring himself to understand the motivations behind gabi and reiners actions. On a whole eren is an awful person, has always been an awful person, and will always be an awful person. He does not deserve any sort of sympathy or justification

"eren jaeger is a bitchass selfish greasy musty gross ugly cannibalistic abusive attention whore"

by ry4nr3yn0lds March 21, 2022

Eren Jaeger Jr

Biggest Eren and Yeat Meat muncher

I meat munch Eren Jaeger Jr all day mamsmsman

by Legggagagagcu March 22, 2023