Heywood Jablome

i actually met a guy named Haywood Jablomi. He's an older dude, maybe in his mid-50s, lives west of Chicago. What the hell his parents were thinking naming him Haywood I don't know. He said he's used to the jokes about his name by now, although he doesn't like them, he won't change his name. But his friends call him Woody.

by ciotog September 18, 2003

Heywood Jablome

a name given to hide a persons true identity

man walks up to a gal she asks whats your name he says jablome , heywood jablome

by steve meister June 20, 2004

Jabooty

What a socially retarded person thinks "ass" means.

Ashwin:JABOOTY!!

Anonymous: What the hell is that person saying?

Anonymous 2: He wants your ass, I think you should run.

by Adeel Shamwow September 8, 2011

jabooba

A female friend with nice breasts.
Note: the other word in relationship with this is a "joboba", which is a mostly male friend.

This form as in other languages such as spanish, the female form always uses the letter "a" as opposed to an "o"

Erin is such a hot jabooba.

by Joe March 15, 2005

Jablonski

To check someone from behind while playing hockey, in hopes of paralyzing them.

"If you take the puck from me one more time, im gonna Jablonski you!!!"

by Offspring243 May 17, 2012

Jaboodajabong

A word used by Sims (i.e. The Sims 2). It means---jaboodajabong. Well....we don't know.

"Grub!" "Jaboodajabong." "Bookie-shnaw"

by Magic_Buttcheeks January 9, 2010

JaBlowForJacory

Verb. NFL teams doing bad to draft Jacory Harris in the first round.

Jaquan: Those Indianapolis Colts JaBlowForJacory.
Jaquinton: Yea man they really are gonna get him with the first pick.

by JaBlowForJacory November 29, 2011